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Fun Line Tag!

Thanks for the tag, @cowboybrunch (here)! Both snippets here are from Scrapyard Boys!

Rules: Post a line that you’re tremendously pleased by and a line that’s just out-of-context ridiculous/makes you laugh

Pleased by:

Clutched in his hands, the empty red spray bottle rattled against his cheap rings, like it too was laughing in the face of the uptight sticklers currently in his pursuit.

Out-of-Context Ridiculous/Makes me Laugh:

"What is this, the Headache-Inducing convention?!" Adrien stood at the threshold, glaring at each of the teens currently littering his living room like a pack of stray cats. He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose and closing the door behind him, "Okay, first of all, who the fuck is that sleeping on my couch," He gestures at the tattooed teen - Luke - who is currently splayed out on the worn-out center couch of the room, sleeping soundly as a rock, completely unaware of his arrival.

Adrien groans, giving the twins a sharp glare and pointing at the other kid, a universal way to communicate what he was thinking 'what the fuck?'. As he turned to the side, he came face to face with another youth, who was - apparently - chugging the gallon of orange juice, "Oh fuck no. You!" He points at the teen with the gallon and then at the cupboard where the cups are. The teen looks at him, suddenly, startled, "Yes you there - don't drink the orange juice from the fucking bottle or I swear I will deck you," He said, glaring at the stranger with a cocked eyebrow until he finally saw them reaching for a cup, before whirling around towards Rhys and Gwyn who were standing close to the window, matching awkward smiles on their faces,

"And oh," Adrien chuckles bitterly, exasperation bleeding profusely into his mockingly giddy tone, "I just can't wait to hear what explanation you two have for me today"

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