G: Um .. Why? I Have A Dick. - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
There is a criminally small amount of Dom Yennefer/Sub Geralt and Top Yennefer/Bottom Geralt fics. What the fuck. First goddamn scene with Yennefer and she's in a dominatrix get up at an ORGY. GERALT IS GERALT. WHATS NOT CLICKING listen, listen, in a relationship there's no "who wears the pants in the relationship" but it's Yennefer. Terrible. Terrible. I guess I have to write my own.
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TOP YENNEFER RIGHTS TOO APPARENTLY
youre looking at me and youre telling me Yen HASN'T propositioned Geralt with “hey wanna try out my new dildo?”
G: um .. why? i have a dick.
Y: oh not on me.
G: ...... terrifying but I'm intrigued.
G: also what is wrong with you
Y: depression
G: and fucking me is gonna cure it?
Y: i mean
G:.... what.
Y: ...dat ass.... it'd be a crime not to.
G:.....i need to stop leaving you and dandelion alone together.
Y: so is that a yes
G: will you get me food? and a warm bath? and beer?
Y: surprisingly low standards but yes.
G:.... and do i get cuddles too?
Y: absolutely.
G: *sniff* yeah okay im down.