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The Iliad Modern Careers
Patroclus - I can see him being either in the army or just came out of it and went to go work in hospitals as a nurse
Achilles - gives me nepo baby vibes
Hector - I cant lie Hector just seems like a 9-5 officer worker possibly manager
Paris - unemployed (lives in Hector’s basement)
Agamemnon - McDonald’s manager (the most miserable job in the world) or he owns a vineyard
Odysseus - Hear me out on this he gives me tiktok/YouTube energy like he makes GRWM videos
Menelaus - Just got out of prison and is now working as a butcher
Helen - She is a famous seamstress and notorious for her gorgeous wedding dresses
Andromache - As much as she is independent I see her being a housewife
Diomedes- low key a wrestler kinda guy
Bonus mention: Thetis is an actor for stage
“Hold still, Alex.” Hephaestion called out to the pouting man with a chuckle as he shuffled closer to his sat up body and glided his fingers over to a deep gnash in his leg covered in deliciously red velvet blood that glistened reflecting the sun. A quick wince was let out as the blonde male snarled - the sensation of pain coursing through his body with every slight touch until Hephaestion grabbed his cheek with utmost carefulness and delicacy. “Alex, look at me…there you go, good boy.” He muttered his tone deeper. Alexander felt his cheeks grow a bright red resembling that of a tomato as he looked into the oceanic green pools of light staring right at him.
Gently, Hephaestion placed his lips quickly onto the wound with a smile before looking up once again to see Alexander’s flustered state making him grin. He gripped onto a piece of tissue and dabbed his wound with it, softly but surely removing the crystallized copper blood from around his leg where an arrow once seized.
Moments passed with a peaceful lulling silence before the lover let go and placed his tools beside him, “You’re looking much better Alex, next time please stay away from arrows?” He pleaded his tone hiding his desperate desire for Alexander to be more careful as he smiled up at the sun-like Demi god. Alexander muttered a short curse before whining his usual song, “Heph, you care too much for I will never die as long as Zeus is around us.” He smirked feeling prideful on his ‘father’ as he looked at the great dark sky that shone across the quiet and dim lit tents; neighbour’s silhouettes present as he stroked Hephaestion’s curly brown hair with a slight sigh of relief. “However will you live without me?” He muttered his heart aching at the thought as he remembered the importance of Achille’s revenge and held onto Hephaestion tighter.
Book 23🗡✨
The sand glided gently across the golden stream that rivaled the River Styx, majestical locks of blinding aureate blonde hair swayed through the breath of the gods.
“Oh dear Patroclus, my one and only, I wish your presence was here by my side the warmth from my blood has gone and it’s been replaced by a chilling blue cold…” Achilles spoke in a murmur hardly audible as his eyes shone a gleaming blue reflecting the day sky, his body froze not knowing how to feel without his companion to hold and caress. His eyes slowly closed - a waterfall of images and words flooded his mind, a warm familiar figure would stand there with a smile that made the world stare with an aura that was simply divine, worthy of praise. The poor younger male whispered to himself in utter grief as he swam towards the end of the waterfall knowing all that awaited was a sickening reminder of his dearest one’s departure.
Feeling overwhelmed in public and can’t just head to my room so I dunk my head onto his chest
That strange feeling of constantly missing them even if you’re talking to them - the utter urge to just be near them 24/7
As I look out my dreadful tower with a frown permanently etched into my skin, a distant sky rises over caressing my view with stars full of light and a moon so graciously shimmering.
My eyes dart across a desolate slate of forestry with wildly grown flowers and waters crossing. A single figure is made out like a Greek statue with auburn curls so glamorous Homer would create a poem for him specifically. Reeking of Kleos and time.
Just like fairytales scream at me all the time, a man so bright his armour reflected the moon and my hand gripped the edge so tight my hand threatened to bleed. Slowly but surely, I was going to be rescued from this unruly tower. That frown soon being molded into a fresh grin spreading an infectious cheeriness throughout the room.
(I want a hot knight)
Thinking about him; the sun in the sky reminding me of my want to be in a forest where no one could find us - our own little paradise in which we can do anything with no worry.
I may be broke but I would shower him in so many gifts 😍🤭
If you have the chance listen to something to feel by Dixon Dallas because it really does give you something to feel
Late night clocks tick slowly, a dull aching sound that bounces around your ear like a parasite. The only thing keeping me sane is the thought of you kissing my neck gently as if I were made of porcelain. My lips tremble at the ticklish warmth from your thin lips, causing a stir of butterflies to flap in my stomach; holding my heart hostage with a repetitive beat.
(I am so straight)
Wearing an officer suit and being absolutely destroyed, then switching it up by handcuffing your partner and giving them the uno reverse 🤤🤤🤤🤤
The one thing Interview with the vampire and the iliad have in common: They both use the term 'companions' to describe lovers
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