Gayyyyyyyy - Tumblr Posts

THEY ARE SO BEBES

#DANNYRUSTY: relationships can be - sure. but they're also - that's right.

YOU CANT TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE

NGL, I FEEL LIKE LAW WOULD LISTEN TO MSI(mindless self indulgence, songs like Stupid MF, and stuff yk???.?) IDK IM JUST TWEAKING

Dumb shit my friends have said

Im not gonna have names of the people

With great power comes great booty bitches

Broom broom bitch/toot toot motherfuckers/honk honk hoes

I want the gay one

Two bitches and a flying cooch

I will kick you so hard that your vertebrae will come out of you like a peez dispenser

Im too single for life/ no life is too single for you.

The straightest people are always the ones who act the most gayest/Being a gay architect is hard, none of the lines are straight/Being gay isnt as straightforward as people think/Life is lesbian/The ruler is the straightest thing in the room/The gays are the days/Lesbians are coming/Die Hate and cry/Home is where the bricks are/Dam they must've really hated gays before the 1980s, they even took the colours out of their tv's

You never know that god hasn’t had sex he could be the too shagger

Pleased is the tism

You’re as mentally stable as an earthquake

The sock makes it even more of a no.

Why does my hair have to be crustier than the bacon of an obese kid

I think I deserve a break.../Yeah you do but not from life

Just stop dying/simple./say no to death

They have the ability to sense boobs from miles away…/it’s true