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"Dirty Secret"
This is a short scene that I was writing for another OP character that I really love. Enter Gecko Moria. Enjoy. NSFW content.
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“Someone took you for a fool, captain”, you turned to look up at your captain Gecko Moria. “From what I can see, these are not some ancient texts that will help you to strengthen your zombies and summons.” - “What do you mean?!” he screeched. “What I have translated so far has NOTHING to do with any zombies, necromancy or anything even related to death.” - “Keep translating!” - “As you wish, captain.”
The more you translated, the more it was obvious that someone sold your captain some very explicit romance books. If the whole situation weren’t so funny you would blush every second sentence you had to translate. But your laughter while translating was not received well. Gecko Moria was basically breathing down your neck to make you hurry up. You could already imagine the absolute meltdown he would have, when he saw what the texts said. At least you were sure there was one person on this ship who would get a kick out of those scripts, Absalom. You were impressed how one could fill a whole book with so much smut and kink, let alone a whole series of books that were still waiting for you to translate them. You just hoped the seller was already far away, otherwise you were sure your captain would tear him to shreds. “What does it say!?” Moria asked impatiently. “I can’t tell you anything more than 5 minutes ago! I need time for this! You can’t expect me to be done with a whole ass book in 30 minutes!”, you spat back. “You should hurry up, then! Maybe your shadow would be faster...” he growled with implied threat. “Don’t pressure me! Do you want to translate it yourself? Let’s see how that goes!” you snapped at him. You could see the anger in his eyes, he was this close to just exploding on you. “How about you go and do something else and I’ll find you the moment the first book is fully translated” , you offered. Moria balled his fists, but then turned around and furiously stomped away, making the supplies on your desk jump in the air. You let out a relieved sigh. Without Moria pacing behind you this was going to go much smoother.
After a few hours the first book was fully translated. The contents were so dirty that you felt like taking a shower to just get that icky feeling off, but you had to find your master first. To your dismay he was not alone when you found him. Dr. Hogback, Absalom and even Perona were with him, they probably just had a small meeting without you, it didn't matter. You went up to him and gave him your notes. Moria scowled at you “Read it to me!” he ordered and handed you your notes back. Suddenly a pit opened in your stomach… you had to read THAT… OUT LOUD? “Do I have to? I believe it would be best if you took a look at it first, before-” - “READ IT!” You took a deep breath “Okay.” The words before your eyes were starting to swim, maybe you had a stroke… no, you were just embarrassed. Oh well, what’s the worst that could happen. “‘You’re such a good sl*t’, he praised her as his d*ck slid in and out of her wet p*ssy. ‘Can you take even more of me?’ he licked two of his fingers suggestively and slid them inside her pink b*tthole…” while you were reading, you could vaguely make out Perona clasping her hands in front of her mouth, and Absalom’s and Hogback’s jaws hitting the floor. It didn’t take long for Perona to run out of the room, but you heard no reaction from the other three men, so you just kept reading. “-hands and legs bound to the bedposts, her legs sprawled out baring her juicy p*ssy. He took it for an invitation and dived right in, slobbering-” - “Enough…” it was said with a low and almost weak tone. “Huh?”, you asked. “I said Enough!” Gecko Moria said louder with shocked annoyance. “Does the whole book contain this… sort of content?” he asked with a hint of defeat in his voice. “Yes. Do you still want me to translate the other works?” - “YES!” Absalom screamed eagerly. Everyone turned to look at him. “I… I mean, p-perhaps the others contain something d-different? And you could never know if the author hasn’t hidden some valuable information deep in these folds-err pages. Pages.” Absalom corrected himself. You looked up at Gecko Moria. He was still looking at Absalom with a slightly disgusted look on his face. When he turned to you he gave you just a small nod and waved his hand to dismiss you.
It took you a few days to be done with all the books. As you had expected every single one of them was filled to the brim with sexual stuff. When you showed Moria he was going through the 5 stages of grief, which amused you to great extent, but you didn’t dare to say that out loud.
Since that fateful day that Moria made you read the naughty texts aloud, Perona didn’t look you in the eyes anymore and tried her best avoiding you. You noticed that from time to time your notes would disappear and reappear. You suspected that it was Absalom, who kept taking your translations. It didn’t matter, since there was no useful information hidden in the pages, just smutty porn. That was until one day you caught Dr. Hogback in his laboratory looking at some papers that seemed familiar. He was so zoned out that he didn’t notice you entering at first. So when you greeted him, he screamed out loud, frantically trying to hide the papers behind his back. Dr. Hogback was very flustered and you couldn’t help but laugh a little at his expense. Nice person that you were, you didn’t address it directly and left shortly after.
The thing that made you do a double take, though, was the stack of papers looking out from underneath your master’s pillow. You had gone with the smaller zombies to wake him up for a nightly hunt, because a ship had gotten caught in the Thriller Bark’s spider net and its crew was running around the premise. It was unmistakably your handwriting on the pages. No way! This was getting out of hand! Now, you had basically ascended to the status of “local porn dealer”.
When he woke up he saw the look in your face. Amused and knowing. When Gecko Moria followed your gaze and saw what you had been looking at he got red in the face. It was like a bucket of cold water was thrown over him. You were suppressing a laugh and turned to leave.
Gecko Moria had the approach of “If I keep quiet, it will go away”. You knew better. The next day when everyone was gathered around the long dining table, you couldn’t keep quiet. You sat next to your captain, so you leaned over and asked him nonchalantly: “Read anything good lately, master Moria?” The food he had just been chewing flew out of his mouth with mach 1 speed and he looked at you with wide and furious eyes. “No? Aww, that’s sad. Maybe I could hook you up with some good stuff. I have recently translated some very interesting books…”, you followed. Perona turned away to face the wall. Absalom started violently coughing and Dr. Hogback was rapidly hitting Absalom’s back, avoiding to look in your and Moria’s direction. You tried so hard to contain the laugh that was threatening to break out of your chest. Moria’s eyes were almost falling out of their sockets by now, fists clenched. “What?! I was just keeping the conversation alive” you said while suppressing the tug you felt on the corners of your mouth. You sensed that Moria was close to ripping you to shreds, so you stood up “If you need any more material for personal research, hit me up. See you later” you said quickly and hastily left the room. You couldn’t hold back anymore. Your loud laughter echoed through the hall as you left. A plate shattered on the wall behind you and you knew it hadn’t been Cindry to throw it, which only made you laugh harder.
You were sure that you were a dead person by now, but Moria kept true to his approach. He didn’t talk about it, he didn’t acknowledge neither the stacks of paper under his pillow nor your stunt at the dinner table. Absalom and Dr. Hogback didn’t say anything either and they kept their distance as well. You knew you were lucky that you were a comrade, or else you would already be a part of the surrounding ecosystem. But that didn’t stop you.
The next time Gecko Moria was frustrated that he had no suitable shadow for his number 900 you were there to ‘help’. “You should really look out for your health, because it’s really not healthy to be that angry all the time”, you said and added “I have recently finished a book that had really promising techniques to relax. You should try some of them. They’re really helpful.” before Moria could shout at you for the unsolicited advice. He looked at you with pent up anger and annoyance. At this point it seemed like he was already waiting for one of your dumb jokes. You decided to go a step further. “You know, we could try some of them together. It works best when you’re not alone. Actually it's perfect when there's two people involved.” You took out a stack of papers from your jacket and waved them around. It took a short moment for him to recognize them, but when he did and understood the implication, he got beet red. This time he tried grabbing ahold of you, but you were expecting it. You ducked and ran away, laughing loudly and freely as him screaming your name furiously echoed behind you.
I wanted to try my hand and doing a realistically proportioned design for Moria whilst still keeping him a fat old man, haha. I rather like him.