Gianni Being Crazy - Tumblr Posts

[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]

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*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?

*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!

I smell a boy!

Ah! what is a boy doing here?!

Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!

I'm freaking out so much!

Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.

*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!

It makes me feel so amazing~

I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!

IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.

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EW.

Machine, what the fuck?

That’s so gross! That’s so disgusting!

What’s wrong with you machine?!

Why are you like that?

It’s- it’s kinda hot though. Do it- do it again.

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Riddle me this, Machine.

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Hmph!

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Out of character : What do you think would happen if you gave Gabriel a coin if his armor had a coin slot?

In character : Mmh!

Out of character : And I don't have any further commentary on that.

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I was on the Ultrakill rule 34. as Gabriel Ultrakill fans are prone to do. and i stumbled across art of Gianni's smiley bomb character riding Gabriel and holding a microphone to his face and recording his sounds and the top comment on that art was "ah so this is where all those recordings from canon-gabriel-quotes are from"

HELP?

I had to check. If it was real.

help.

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Whats up, bestie! Oh- Oh are you being down on yourself again?

No, no no no no no no no no. Ba-baby. Babygirl.

The killing is awesome!

*Tower Unite/Gmod tower Sunshine Day.mp3*

Good job!

Yeah, sometimes they come back, there's nothing you can do about it.

But- but you did the killing! And that's wonderful.

I'm so proud of you... for the murder.

*tongue click* I would say your killing was quite ultra.

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Gabriel: Machine, I’m afraid I am on my period.

The pain is excruciating.

I... I’m sorry?

You... You’ll… You'll eat it for me?

V1: Yes. Yummy :]

Gabriel: Machine! That is not- Agh.

I mean I suppose it could provide sustenance for you, but I- Agh.

H-hold on.

V1: YAYYY.

Gabriel: *sighs* Eat well, Machine.

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Mmh- Good morning~ Wakey wakey, sleepyhead.

I made you some coffee. 

Cut up some fruit in the kitchen.

It’s time to start your day.

Are you- Jesus Christ, it’s 9:52, it’s 9- WAKE THE FUCK UP.

IT IS 9- ITS LIKE 10 AM, JESUS.

WEAR HEADPHONES.

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Forgive me, Father.

I'm trying to deliver judgement...

But this STUPID FUCKING PUSSY keeps getting wet.

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Got name dropped exactly 1 minute after that... Yeah that's fair.