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TW VERY LOUD SOUNDS

In regards to my last post…

if ever your world comes crashing down written by shtiglitz

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she grinned at me. “you got types?”

“only you darling - lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.”

-the thin man, dashiell hammett

Did you hear about Blair?

She’s shrunk down to a size double zero, how sad. Her legs look like they’ll snap in half like toothpicks. I saw her at a restaurant once and she went off to the bathroom as soon as she finished eating. What do I mean? Isn’t it obvious? She probably knows the taste of her fingertips better than dogs know the taste of their own shit. How do I know? Doesn’t everybody know?

Shh, she’s coming, be quiet. Do you want her to hear us? Look, she’s going to the bathroom. I told you, didn’t I?

Shame.

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