G'night - Tumblr Posts

Disassociating

Just because I'm not answering people's texts doesn't mean I dont want to talk... maybe stuff at home is getting rough and I want to talk desperately, but I physically wont allow myself for a reason I dont know

Step 1: post something about some character on a social network, in my case art on Instagram

Step 2: rant in the description about how much you love said character

Step 3: you forgot that your friends in real life DO follow you in there (thanks goddness they don't have Tumblr)

Step 4: childhood friend proceeds to roast you about every single tiny grammar mistake (ok,to be fair I do that to her in our mother tongue, but tHaT's DifFErEnT)

Step 5: remind her that IT'S FUCKING MIDNIGHT, NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO THINK AT MIDNIGHT

Step 6: loose your sleep bc now you're not sure those are actual mistakes or just us being ignorant of English rules in general, Google it, remain unsure

Step 7: Realize that she finished her roasting (she even sent me audios!!!) with "but it's so good to see you fangirling over characters and series you love💕💕💕"

Step 8: Decide whether I should kiss her or kick her ass for making me think at 12 am next time I see her

Step 9: write Tumblr post instead of sleeping

Step 10: regret it, post it anyways 'cuz bad decisions are made all the time

I redid the post. It got stucked in the limbo again. So now there are two almost identical posts that will appear either in 5 minutes or in a fucking decade.

I swear to Selene...

Me: yay, the internet works great *posts something*

Tumblr: Whoopsie doopsie something went wrong :)

Apparently Goldie is too much for Tumblr to handle -_-

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