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More Kaiser headcanons because I said so

P.S there's some x reader hcs in there this time

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I feel like he listens to lady gaga RELIGIOUSLY, idk but it's like her songs just resonate with him. Istg if kaiser appears in my mind one more time when i listen to judas or alejeandro im throwing hands

He also sings in the shower, his team mates caught him singing once and since then it's become an inside joke among the whole german team

Speaking of singing, i just KNOW kaiser has a stupidly seductive singing voice, just imagine him singing to u oh my god-

steals your food. He's done it to ness before and will do it again to u

The type to get very VERY clingy and whiney when he's sick (he also gets sick during winter ALOT so good luck)

Despite his looks, kaiser's a lightweight, his team mates found out about it after he ate some chocolates containing alcohol

He passed out after that-

u ended up carrying him to his house along with the help of ness

Won't admit it, but his favourite subject in school is english literature (he's a theatre kid what did u expect)

he definitely uses u as a armrest if ur shorter than him

If kaiser has a little sibling, i think he would like drawing his rose tattoos on their hands and its the most adorable thing ever

He's either a menace to his sibling or a wholesome big bro, nothing in between.

Speaking of which he'd definitely lift them up by their legs and carry them upside down like that

Asks u to do his eyeliner for him

He helps u do ur makeup (if u wear any) in return (is super good with eyeliner and eyeshadow)

He likes scaring u by hugging u and then lifting u up in the air by surprise

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