God What A Line - Tumblr Posts

Steddie au where Eddie's band hits it big and while he establishes that he is very private with his life but every now and then he slips some info about his long term partner. Like how wonderful and great but kinda dumb they are and then occasionally drop bombs like said partner owning a nail covered bat or beating up murderous shitheads in their Youth tm or how they were somehow involved in taking down a secret Russian base?? (Details very unclear) or how they protected a bunch of kids from...something? so most everyone who doesn't know him personally thinks Eddie's girlfriend (they assume tho he is very careful to never mention gender) is also in the metal scene and fucking hardcore as hell. Nice.

And then he comes out and is like this is my partner Steve :) and it's the most generic suburb dad photo of Steve imaginable with loafers and 90's dad patterned sweater and his hair all nice and he looks like the most Just Some Guy ever with no nail covered bat or chains in sight. And people are like him??? HE has a bat studded with rusty nails in his closet? He's the one that almost got rabies biting a bat that was attacking him? This guy? The cognitive dissonance almost over powers the homophobia tbh