Gonna Annoy Them Later I Haven't Said Hi To Them In A While - Tumblr Posts

Me: hi

The two ancient dragons I work with: hi?? do you need help?? protection from mean people??? help with a spell???

Me: .....is it okay if I'm just one of you, like not a human who feels like one of you, I'm just one of you now. one of the bois. like can we just pretend I'm not stuck in this tiny crappy lil body.

Dragons: yeah???? we never implied you weren't one of us??? that's a you thing you should work on why you felt like honey-

Me: shhHHHHHHH COOL ily that's all I needed <3

i just find it funny that i work with ancient gods and i could ask for success or fame and all i do is be a little weirdo with them

me: hi

the deities: whatever you need child? help with trauma? money? love? support?

me: can i identify as a raccoon if i still identify as a rat

the deities: sure you can

me: okay thankies :D