Good Laughs - Tumblr Posts
kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with
blushing is such an odd phenomenon… your body language your expression might not betray you but your BLOOD does
supposed to be writing rn but instead im doing that lil hunger games simulator with my ocs and their groups c':
the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
“How’s your WIP going?”
"Have you made any progress?”
“How close are you to being done?”
Affirmations to read to your cat:
You are strong, capable, and wise without standing on my keyboard
You are respected and loved without standing on my keyboard
You are capable of accomplishing all things you set your mind to without standing on my keyboard
All things will come to you in time without standing on my keyboard
There is wet-food and toy-time in your future without any need to stand on my keyboard
Get off my keyboard
me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:
My writing abilities when I have an entire free day: twelve words. Take it or leave it
My writing abilities when I have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes: I got six thousand more in the pocket
Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual
vulnerability is like so hard, if I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression
Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out
nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken
lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on
