Goon Level - Tumblr Posts

Oh, yeah. The average run of the mill goon has a goon level of 1.0128538 kilogoons (It's not a very intuitive measurement system)

Evil inator #2: THE GOONER-INATOR!

It's a hypno machine that brainwashes people into becoming my loyal goons! With an army of goons I'll be the unstoppable GOON MASTER!

Why do all my lab assistants keep snickering? GET GOONIFIED! *goon zap*