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You know what's an easier way to make people fear your name across the land than sacking Rome? The FEAR-MY-NAME-HYPNOINATOR™!
Now I can't even order a Starbucks without the barista screaming in abject terror!
VILLAINS THESE DAYS ALWAYS ON THERE DANG SUPERCOMPUTERS AND HIGH-TECH GADGETS. BACK IN MY DAY A GOOD SACKING OF ROME AND SLAYING OF A NOBLE KING IN SINGLE COMBAT WERE ALL YOU NEEDED FOR PEOPLE TO FEAR YOUR NAME ACROSS THE LAND
Evil inator #666: The SPOOKINATOR™!
A machine that transforms boring people who aren't wearing Halloween costumes into slightly less boring people who ARE wearing Halloween costumes!
And if they're already wearing a costume, it transforms them into the thing they are dressed as!
edit: don't use it on costumed superheroes, it turns them into themselves
Evil inator #2: THE GOONER-INATOR!
It's a hypno machine that brainwashes people into becoming my loyal goons! With an army of goons I'll be the unstoppable GOON MASTER!
Why do all my lab assistants keep giggling? GET GOONIFIED! *goon zap*
Oh, yeah. The average run of the mill goon has a goon level of 1.0128538 kilogoons (It's not a very intuitive measurement system)
Evil inator #2: THE GOONER-INATOR!
It's a hypno machine that brainwashes people into becoming my loyal goons! With an army of goons I'll be the unstoppable GOON MASTER!
Why do all my lab assistants keep snickering? GET GOONIFIED! *goon zap*
I hate the trend of important fossils disappearing into private collections. They belong in a museum, or at least in my lab so I can build them into my new Mechatyrannosaurinator™.
Oh, that's spelled EVIL-VILLAIN-GET-AWAY-VEHICLE-INATOR! *escapes while laughing manically in a mad scientist shaped spaceship inconspicuously disguised as a jack o lantern*
trick or treat (nonthreatening) (completely nonsuspiciously) (no hidden evil schemes)
Oni: "Nice costume"
(+1 choco bar)
Evil inator #31: The TRICKINATOR!
This planetary scale doomsday device will distribute rolls of toilet paper to EVERY house and eggs to EVERY car unless the governments of the world supply me with ONE MILLION PIECES OF CANDY
I hope this scheme works, all the toilet paper and eggs were very expensive.
For No Nut November I’ve invented the Arete Labs Nut Emancipation Grill (inator)™©℗ which annihilates all nut materials on contact. That's right, no chestnuts, hazelnuts, pecans and walnuts allowed inside MY testing chamber!!
My Nemesister, who is allergic, thinks she can use it to screen food for peanuts. I dunno why. Peanuts aren’t scientifically speaking actually a nut, they’re a bean.
Evil inator #69: the GAYinator™®!
This doomsday device will INFECT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WITH HOMOGAY! With no more heteronormative relationships the birth rate will plummet causing the END OF THE WORLD (eventually)(probably)
Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWAHAHAHA! and definitely not so I can smooch that superhero I have a gay crush on
Edit: Even a concentrated blast from the GAYinator™® had no effect on the superhero?! 🤨😳 Anyways, then they just threw it into the sun so no gay apocalypse unfortunately.
Mad Scientist Wrapped
This year you:
Laughed nefariously 489 times.
Concocted 52 evil schemes.
Made 52 inators.
Were Defeated by heroes 52 times.
Asked out Heroes 26 times.
Were rejected by heroes 25 times.
Asked out then got seduced by Secret Agent Superspy and tricked into going on a date where he tied you up and foiled your evil scheme 1 times.
Got 306 new hypnotized evil minions and fellow villains on Tumblr!
Love inator #9: The CUPIDINATOR!
BEHOLD! A ray of pure concentrated LOVE that will finally make my unrequited love for the hero become COMPLETELY REQUITED!
Update: they deflected the shot with a mirror and now I'm even more in love with them wtf
*blows you up with my explosion-inator*
NO WAIT-
I want to put you in a jar and shake you around violently in the most /pos way possible
w-wait, Anon, what are you doing with that shrink ray-inator and jar png?
