Gremlin Screeches - Tumblr Posts

Hate this stupid mf so much I'm smooching his bald head with ANGER and VENOM


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An Instagram DM conversation between two people. The first person replies to the others story, "stay AWAY from sharon." The second person reacts with the pregnant woman emoji and replies, "Thanks for the advice" The first person reacts with the performing arts emoji and says, "no problem id normally advise against male therapists too but michael is a gay person name so hes probably fine" This is reacted to with the pregnant woman emoji.

Hosting a poll where people vote for my new therapist based on their name, loving this response


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11 months ago

I have never made a resume before because I apply for low skill entry jobs but for some reason applying to Party City inspired me??


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10 months ago

Happy Jasper Dunlop day to those who celebrate (me)


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9 months ago

Gnu mentioned on Jeopardy and I'm cackling so hard thinking of Phil


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9 months ago

I achieved the highest level of honor possible (guy said I was his favorite white person)


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