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Hate this stupid mf so much I'm smooching his bald head with ANGER and VENOM




Who ordered the low effort Seinfeld valentines?

Hosting a poll where people vote for my new therapist based on their name, loving this response


"You kiss a dead man and you feel alive"
I have never made a resume before because I apply for low skill entry jobs but for some reason applying to Party City inspired me??



This is definitely one of my greats

Got PERFECT on connections today π
Happy Jasper Dunlop day to those who celebrate (me)
The aromanticism within me gets a little stronger everytime an allo says something so awful



Happy lesbian visibility week btw
Taking the next step in my aromanticism journey (borrowed Loveless from the library)

OH OKAY.
Taking the next step in my aromanticism journey (borrowed Loveless from the library)
Gnu mentioned on Jeopardy and I'm cackling so hard thinking of Phil
I achieved the highest level of honor possible (guy said I was his favorite white person)

I'm being very normal about the Venom horse
One of the answers on Jeopardy today was Good Omens :]