Grindr - Tumblr Posts
It's not that I am overly critical, it's just that some perversions of the English language are too much to be ignored on a daily basis.
Yes, sir! This boy is serving us some stalker-in-the-bushes REALNESS! Who doesn't enjoy a good chase every now and then?
In the wake of seeing hundreds of random display pictures, this is definitely a new one.
Nothing can ever be too personal when making a first impression. Ever. Period. The end. EVER.
When Thor isn't busy fighting Loki or knocking out everyone's wifi with all that lightning business, he spends his days cruising grindr and looking for trade.
And the most random display image award goes to... THIS MESS! The fact that it's blurry just completely seals the deal.
A good strategy is crucial. Some tactics are clearly more effective than others.
Crusading for a more literate online population...
Sunday Funday! Well, not for this cat anyway...
Does anyone have any idea of what the hell a popcorn ceiling is?? I never got a response from him after I asked.
Pro Tip: ALWAYS leaving them wanting more. Instead of showing your entire face upfront, try sending random shots of part of your face and let them piece it all together! It's also great way to emphasize your insecurity with your age! Try it today!
You make me weak in the wrists and limp in the pants...
Bitter, party of one?? Your razor blades are now ready...
I'm glad to be fortunate enough that people always treat with me the utmost respect and propriety...
Never underestimate the power of false advertisement.
It's not easy being easy.
Never seems to be explicit enough...
Boys can be so gullible these days. They really will believe anything!
Either I'm confused on what constitutes "close" or this fellow is experiencing some technical difficulties.