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The "sex criminal" is probably soldier...

Think about it, he has been naked in public on more than one occasion. Public indecency can put you on the sex offender list. Our honey-covered exhibitionist is the sex criminal.

Best part of the Gun Mettle Update

Ms.Pauling whispers in your ear when a contract is completed. I never knew I wanted this until now. Best 6 dollars I ever spent.

Sitting in a salon, getting my hair cut.

Stylist: Got any sweet gossip for us today? Me: Spy got buffed Stylist: (gasp) shuT UP Me: And mini-sentries are repairable now Stylist: OMG