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modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)
i don’t fully know what readings are but i would like one. you already know my initials.
Sure, I meant a tarot reading where you interpret tarot cards based on a question pretty much. What's your question?
2K CELEBRATION → for @trekkitkat ↳ movie poster: paperback hero (1999)
Morning Coffee ☕️💚
I love to imagine Harvey living a good life when he's finally married to the farmer. He takes better care of himself. He's eating good food and has an endless supply of pickles and wine. He keeps his body moving by helping around the farm or with the weekly aerobics class. Has a loving and extremely wealthy spouse. My guy is happy and healthy! I was planning on drawing him with body hair, but I just couldn't figure it out.. he'll be hairy next fanart, I promise !! This has been sitting in my files for about a month now, and my artstyle has changed a lot since then lol. No speedpaint this time, sorry!
weirdest thing the sdv bachelors have put their dick in
Alex
A vacuum hose because he thought it'd make his dick longer.
Elliott
A jar of honey.
Sebastian
The neck of a plastic bong.
Sam
A lukewarm bowl of mac & cheese.
Harvey
A medical glove full of lotion.
Shane
Pam's mouth.
