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Hoo boy here we go again - Part 1/Part 2 of DBH/The Witcher crossover which is basically TwinkCompanion swap AU Very self indulgent but also a Happy Birthday present for my bestie♥, who’s huge fun of both~ Started as a crack but now it’s actually makes more and more sense... In Witcher’s world Connor would feel himself like on unplanned but interesting vacation (as long as he cauterizes wounds in time). Also for comedic purposes let’s say tower in Aretuza gives magical free long-range wifi. As for Geralt... well he asked for capable companion, but that’s over the top~ ______________________________________________________ Geralt: I’m no human!! They’ve created me as emotionless machine with one single purpose - hunting monsters! Connor: ... Connor: ... Connor: *awkwardly patting him on a back* Don't worry, one day you'll find something worth deviating for~

Aaand here’s Part 2/Part 1 of comic dump of DBH/The Witcher crossover aka TwinkCompanion swap AU and Happy Birthday present for my bestie♥ (this cake is for her and also a nod for disastrous Joey Batey's great Witcher bake off vid) Geralt finds out that blessed silence is overrated, while Jaskier has time of his life exploring this strange new world, singing to androids (who are just another race for him really) and being general nuisance~ He also only speaks old Polish, and Hank has no other way to communicate but via google translate and thus suffers a lot and calls him Buttercup (not dandelion it’s not even close). Also Hank is too old for this shit. ______________________________________________________ 

Hank: I’m too old for this shit... Jaskier: How old are you anyway, fifty something? Until recently I traveled with a guy who was over a hundred and in much better shape I must say~ Hank: ... Hank: I’m too old for this shit.