Halfbrick Has Gone Insane - Tumblr Posts

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ISTHIS. i have several questions so lets go through them starting with:

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM.

WHERE ARE HIS EYES

WHY IS HIS BEARD TEXTURE ALL FUCKY???

why are his arms a different colour to his head??

why is his chin rigged to his shoulders??

why is the jetpack handle only rigged to his right hand, making it stuck there, but not his left???

why are the yellow things on his jetpack all floppy

speaking of why is his entire jetpack floppy????? erectile dysfunction

WHY ARE THERE ROSES EVERYWHERE AND WHY IS HE NOT CENTERED IN THEM

THE WINDOWS SOUND HAHAHAHAHA

what software is this???

where the model from???

why the fuck is it in spanish??????

and finally, WHAT IS THIS

thats all thanks, im horrified and i need answers and im going to be thinking about this for the rest of the week