WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ISTHIS.i Have Several Questions So Lets Go Through Them Starting With:

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ISTHIS. i have several questions so lets go through them starting with:

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM.

WHERE ARE HIS EYES

WHY IS HIS BEARD TEXTURE ALL FUCKY???

why are his arms a different colour to his head??

why is his chin rigged to his shoulders??

why is the jetpack handle only rigged to his right hand, making it stuck there, but not his left???

why are the yellow things on his jetpack all floppy

speaking of why is his entire jetpack floppy????? erectile dysfunction

WHY ARE THERE ROSES EVERYWHERE AND WHY IS HE NOT CENTERED IN THEM

THE WINDOWS SOUND HAHAHAHAHA

what software is this???

where the model from???

why the fuck is it in spanish??????

and finally, WHAT IS THIS

thats all thanks, im horrified and i need answers and im going to be thinking about this for the rest of the week

himb <3

not if i swallow them whole

Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.

THEY ARE THIRST TRAPPING US FOR REAL!!! LOOK HES EVEN BLUSHING OH MY GOODNESS

!!!LORD HAVE MERCY!!!

i made a post about this ages ago BUT for a while i have been thinking up a fucked up little combo of Barry and Spamton

i haven't finalised his name yet but i like the nicknames 'Barry Big Shot' and 'Spamfries' for him!

here are some shitty sketches

(his yellow lens is meant to be orange by the way and i didn't realise it was the complete wrong colour until just now 💀)

he sells garbage stolen scammy mobile games and does that thing where text isn't formatted correctly so all apostrophes are replaced with '�', he also sounds like an extremely unhinged australian man who's always yelling and on the verge of screaming! (just barry's voice but LOUD)

he uses brackets to affirm himself or add filler, sometimes may say [App not found.] or something similar. will bite your fingers off :)

shoutout to when i posted this several months ago it made me laugh