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Disclaimer: I do not write for Melissa Schemmenti or any other Abbott Elementary characters! This was a one-time thing for an excellent friend of mine! I have never watched Abbott Elementary!!
The birthday girl <3: @shslbunnylover
Author’s Note: I love you so very much, Akira. Happy Birthday! I hope you get all that life can offer :)
Melissa Schemmenti Headcanons (Fem-NB Reader)

If it’s an enemies to lovers sorta thing, before actually becoming friends with you, Melissa would very much so make rude insults about the things she likes about you, just to cover up how much she likes you even more. A “they’ll never know if I don’t let them” sorta thing.
She listens to music that reminds her of you!
She can and will look up stuff she’s heard you talk about before.
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Melissa adores listening to you ramble! New favorite book? Go right ahead. Special interest? Alrighty then! Something that’s just been bothering you and you’re itching to get off of your chest? She’s your gal!
Melissa is a comfort GOD. Period? She’s got you. Bad day? She’s there with a warm bath and good food! Loss of a loved one or a pet? She’s there if you need her.
She loves surprising you with little gifts and trinkets! Flowers, jewelry, etc.
She just ADORES seeing you in her clothes!!
Melissa is very protective. Like, “if somebody looks at you wrong, she’s gonna drag them into an alleyway and beat their ass” sorta protective.
Scary dog privilege.
She takes you out to places she knows you’ve been wanting to go to! She listens, all the time.
You might’ve been talking to Jacob about that new restaurant you’ve been wanting to go to, and she just so happened to be passing by.
Next thing you know, you’re getting a text, “Hey, principessa, you still up for date night? Thought we’d head on down to [insert place here] for dinner.”