Happy Birthday Hidan! - Tumblr Posts

Hidan: *walks into the kitchen* What are you two doing in here?! It sounds like you're setting off a bomb in here!

Deidara: *holding a completely burnt cake tin upside down, the cake glued inside it* ...

Obito: ...

Hidan: ... Is that a... cake?

Obito: Eeer... sure, you could call it that, yeah.

Deidara: ... Happy birthday!

Hidan: ... I am... not eating that.

Deidara: What?! Why?!

Hidan: Look at it! That's not edible!

Deidara: I lovingly prepared this for you! As your friend!!!

Hidan: You "lovingly" made CHARCOAL!

Deidara: How DARE YOU! YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD- *drops the cake tin in anger, the cake cracking the floor tile*

Deidara: ... okay... maybe you were right...

Obito: How about... I bake the next one?

Hidan: PLEASE.