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how about obito with good morning judge palette? if you mind š
Thank you for the interestšš I hope you like it. I had fun drawing him (and sorry for the wait)
i read kamui blues recently and whoa obikaka there is awesome š³
so overjoyed that i found this fic! send my love to @butter--peanut
![[i Tried To Steal Your Heart, But Your Chest Is Empty]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/404e9ef60edaea218a6e45162fd544e5/470fbe69e4d502af-d5/s500x750/0398481c6a2426ec897506d1511ea3bf321dda7a.png)
[i tried to steal your heart, but your chest is empty]
happy valentine's day! obikonan for @magnolian-gold ā¤ļøāš©¹
take a moment to realize how everyoneās life in naruto would be 1000 times better if obito just fucking died when he got crushed by that rockĀ
Uchihas are just built different lmao.
Say whatever you want about them, but no one simps like an Uchiha. No one.
Obito? Starts world war 4 over this girl who kicked his ass so far into the friendzone she broke NCAA field goal record
Itachi? Goes full "Lizzie Borden at family dinner" on his clan because some Deathstroke the Terminator looking fuck insinuated he was gonna maybe possibly definitely gonna fuck with Sasuke
Shisui? Rips out his own eyeball and flings it at Itachi like the world's worst birthday present, before dramatically flinging himself off a cliff like the heroine in a Victorian novel
Sasuke? This motherfucking egg noodle feels Oneā¢ (1) human emotion of Affection ā¢ for Naruto and instead of handling that in any way maturely, abandons his village, sticks his arm through Naruto's chest like a sock puppet, starts wearing open collared shirts and becomes an INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST
And let's not forget the original Simpā¢, the OG who started it all, the Uchiha Simp King:
Madara. This dude who kept himself alive for years on a diet of nothing but Spiteā¢ so that he might one day face Hashirama again. Dude who sat down in the middle of a WAR to wait for Hashirama. Claims to hate Hashirama the most, but also no one is his equal and any person who even implies that they might be equal to Hashirama is lying and is shit and Madara needs to Defend His Honor because no one is allowed to speak of Hashirama like that. Dude has no goals, no ambitions, all thoughts only Hashirama Senjuā¢ Notice Me Sempai.
King of the Simpsā¢
Top 10 Iconic Naruto MomentsĀ (As voted by my followers)
ā³ 9. Obito and kakashi awaken mangekyou sharingan
madara is a bad uncle (and an even worse babysitter)
My little drabbles of obkk and Kakashi being miserable XD
Seems like a daily occurrence
something, something, Obito turned back to the Light Side and now he and Kakashi are insufferable
That would so happen
The fucking funniest characters in Naruto imo:
Hidan walking around wearing a leather jacket during "feudal" japan, calling kids bitches, ripping off his own clothes and loosing limbs left and right
Itachi infiltrating the akatsuki to spy on their activities and never actually reporting anything useful to konoha
Fugaku telling his 5yo he's a disappointment lol
Sasuke becoming sluttier with every outfit change in his youth then wearing a black cloack over a mormon uniforms under the 40degrees celsius sun of konoha when he turns 30
Sakura giving her daughter anxiety by keeping her conception a mystery and making it worse by implying Sasuke & her never even kissed
Madarra being the biggest drama gay ever by implanting himself with his dead lover's cells
Obito translating Madara Speech into Idiot Speech during the war so Naruto understands he's being read by the bitter grandpa who's beating their ass
literally canon i was there š
And this is how the war actually ended XD, based on this post by @ladykissingfish
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hidan: hey quick question
kisame: what is it
hidan: if i cheated on my partner, what would you do? like be honest
kisame: id most likely tell on your ass
hidan: really bro? where tf is the loyalty, i thought we were boys??
konan: that's not loyalty, motherfucker
sasori: you need to be talking about where's the loyalty, YOU cheated on YOUR partner.
hidan: yeah, you're supposed to be on MY side, bro, what the fuck??
tobi: you think im just gonna turn a blind eye to you cheating on your partner?
hidan: as you should!
kakuzu: that's stupid.
hidan: like why would you do that, bro? what the fuck??
deidara: first of all, your partner's fine as fuck. they cook for you, clean for you, does everything you ask of them. and you're gonna cheat on THEM?
hidan: you're supposed to be on my side!
itachi: if i EVER catching you cheating on them, im whooping YOUR ass, then im gonna go to YOUR house, tell your partner what YOU did, fuck your partner, bang their back out and then make them call ME daddy -
hidan: ...
itachi: then ima marry their ass AND then imma get in good with their parents while im at it.
hidan: BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL
deidara: oh shut up. cheating ass motherfucker, what's wrong with you?!
obito: you said i'd see rin again madara: no, i said rinnegan obito:
konohagakure didn't deserve these precious boys
work by masashi kishimoto
song is die with a smile by lady gaga, bruno mars
Imagine if some random Uchiha that everyone thought was killed during a mission several months prior to the Uchiha massacre just sauntered into the village one day.
-WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOR NEARLY A YEAR!!! -Well ya know, ninja stuff happens! Man if you're this upset my clan must be pissed! -Uh...