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Sometimes a happy ever after starts with a horny teenager, a knotty hole, and a wee bit of magic. This is just a cracky, knotty piece of porn that got rolled up in unexpected fluff. Cum along as Harry enjoys some Knotty Forest Fun with Lucius…mhmm, he'll meet with a very sticky end, indeed! https://archiveofourown.org/works/49003228/chapters/123628075 (Words: 19,140 Chapters:8)











The above moment from the final season of Henry Danger was the inspiration for my new story:
Knotty Forest Fun by: l_P_o_R_v_2_e_4 Summary: Sometimes a happy ever after starts with a horny teenager, a knotty hole, and a wee bit of magic. This is just a cracky, knotty piece of porn that got rolled up in unexpected fluff. Cum along as Harry enjoys some Knotty Forest Fun with Lucius…mhmm, he'll meet with a very sticky end, indeed! https://archiveofourown.org/works/49003228/chapters/123628075 (Words: 19,140 Chapters:8)
Gave the poor old man PTSD 😭
i love how harry has escaped voldemort so many times that by book 7 it's like:
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: ...
Voldemort: ...
Bellatrix: You did it! You finally killed him.
Voldemort: ....
Voldemort: Someone go poke him with a stick to check.