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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

what-a-drama queen

I love Jean Havoc, and I guess I made that clear, but you know what is my go to headcanon about him?

He used to have an older brother who was married and had a child, ( a boy.. His older brother and sister-in-law are dead ( murdered maybe. Idk. Whatever feeds the purpose of the story.)

Jean lives with his parents and nephew- so basically he is raising and taking care of a kid, and his nephew actually dresses him as his dad at his school, “ My dad is actully a second Lieutenant, and he is a good friend with Colonel Mustang- he even let me touch his gun!”

Like, imagine how Jean is such an uncle to the point he is a dad?

Something that is in fact SO important to Wei Wuxian is that, fundamentally, he is hot. He is Thee Hot Girl. He’s shooting five arrows blindfolded as a charged political statement and he’s doing it with zero magic powers AND he was sexy when he did it. He beats out his own brother (sorry, Jiang Cheng) for Most Eligible Bachelor despite being literally dirt poor and not a sect heir. He lives rent free in the minds of everybody twenty years later, to the point that JC and LWJ are literally Like That and NHS literally constructed his revenge plot around him and— look, just watch the scenes at the Second Burial Mounds Siege. Oh, and they use all his inventions, even though he’s an evil heretic, because uhhh they were really good inventions. Actually. Like he was in fact at the top of the field as an inventor and innovator. And he was hot. AND he had no powers. Whoops.

Every time swerve is in a scene I find myself muttering “swerve you ass”

But really what should I expect from the man who chose to have his autobot insignia here

I want to whack-a-mole him with a really large cartoon hammer