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3 years ago

sometimes i hate my boyfriend


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How in da hell is it busted? Its fine! *laughs* You're just being silly. I got no insurance for a vet. I was raised by a hermit for a good reason and its a sad and crazy story let me tell ya that.

*Sniffs raph* you smell like calone with a hint of jalapeno. You my dear are a spicy boy. *Smiles at him* I live in the forest so you must think I smell like pin cones or something. Hehe. 😛🐺

Think ya need ta go to tha vet. I don't wear colone an can't tolerate jalapeños. Yer nose is busted.


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