He Then Proceeded To Ask To Stay In Jail Because He Had 3 Different Ex Girlfriends Trying To Bail Him Out And Could Have Fought Outside - Tumblr Posts
11 months ago

Been a bit since I posted but I want everyone to know I started crocheting and now my cat has a mat and she now sits exclusively on the mat. She also gained like a billion pounds but y'know how it goes
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free paw pics too yall are spoiled
anyway my only excuse for not posting is that i dont need an excuse
but i also have a second excuse you wanna hear it?
do you
i bet you do but what if i didn't tell you?
what then?
JK HAHAH i love dumping all my bs in the tags so my excuse is called i have ocd and love video games
the minecraft to red dead redemption pipeline seems like a myth but i have learned it is very real
oh yeah my cousin also got in a car wreck after egging the local sheriff's daughters car and will never walk the same again and then -
- my uncle got arrested for dui and other stupidity because he got so upset about losing his car lot insurance that he drove off -
- into the woods where a shady cop was just... out there for some reason and because hes stupid he mouthed off to the cop
he then proceeded to ask to stay in jail because he had 3 different ex girlfriends trying to bail him out and could have fought outside
you cant make this shit up my family is wild
anyways thats where ive been (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
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