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”Cliche”

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notes: NO PROBS POOKIE! thanks for making a request @xxchaosjojoxx I’ll try and follow your request as much as possible :3 (regarding the word ‘her’ I’m guessing this is a female reader - correct me if I’m wrong 😔🤞)

warnings: a bit suggestive, use of the word ‘porn’

paring: Penguin x fem!reader

wc: 565

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You hate to say it, but you loved romance novels

Or.. you consider that you don’t love it.. rather ‘invested’ in it

But you knew that you were lying to yourself, so as the whole crew. Whenever you got the chance you would just read along the pages on end - unless you had something else to do. Well, you read it during cleaning duty which isn’t exactly the best plan, considering you could get caught reading this, or even get in trouble with Law.

But you didn’t care, it’s just fiction..

Right..?

That’s what you would tell yourself, anytime you flipped to that one.. spicy, or steamy page that would make your face have a red hue, as if you’re head was on fire, trying to keep your act together.

And you ended up getting that page once again today,

You sat on a barrel near the top of the submarine reading that page while trying to keep a nonchalant look on your face, it was obvious you were reading something sexual, Penguin could tell by the look on your face, even the title gave it off, ‘Her pleasure - volume 5’ so, a curious Penguin walked up to you and grabbed the book out of your hands, flipping through a few pages.

Your heart stopped, your hands stuck in place, as if you were still holding the book in your hands but there was nothing there, eyes slightly widened and frozen in place.

You weren’t the only one who went pale, Penguin’s jaw was dropped to the wooden floor of the ship,

“HAH-?! Y-“ He blurted out before shouting out, “YOU’VE BEEN READING PORN IN PUBLIC THIS WHOLE TIME?!”

You stayed silent before letting out a quiet response, “Well.. yes?” It was silence between the two of you, tension so thick you could cut it with a knife. Before Penguin let out a hearty laugh, before finishing he wiped a tear from his eye,

“Look Y/n, whatever you read, we can do it together,”

There was no logical answer other then to take the book an skedaddle out of there, your face was on fire, about to melt off, you leaned against the wall near one of the cabins, trying to catch your breath, but the air just felt hot.

This is just the beginning.

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