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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #11
Y/N and Zeus Chat
After Y/N wins over Hera, Zeus is not happy since he’s being filed for a Divorce all for a human, but wants to prove he’s… ‘nice’
Zeus (Gets a phone call and sees the contact is ‘Home Wrecker’): Hermes! It’s Y/N!
Hermes (Surprised): Answer it, I want to hear!
Zeus (Answers): Mx. Y/N, how…nice of you to call
Y/N: Hello, I really enjoyed my time last night with Hera, Zeus
Zeus: Oh…Hera told me all about it…in great detail
Y/N: …Or should I say, ‘Douche’?
Hermes (Surprised):
Y/N: Ha ha ha!
Hermes (Looks at his father and is trying not to laugh):
Zeus (Anger rising): …Yes, congratulations… you won fair and square… very impressive for a mortal
Y/N: Do you like brain teasers?
Zeus: Oh, I love brain teasers
Y/N: What does Zeus and a Black Hole have in common?
Zeus and Hermes (Looking at each other confused):
Y/N: They both suck!
Hermes (Bursts out laughing): Ha ha ha!
Zeus (Murderous look): ….
Hera is in the other room trying not to laugh
This is based off of @luxthestrange RoR Hera Quotes with Y/N, go see her stuff! And @sketchy-owl Hera artwork, check them both out!
