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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #1
She only speaks the Truth
F!Y/N: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys
Hades: Blocked
F!Y/N: Some are good girls
Hades: Unblocked
F!Y/N speaks the truth, and unknowingly ends up with an admirer from afar…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #2
True Fear
Gods: I fear no man
Gods: But that… Thing…
Alucard!Y/N (Smiling):
Gods: It scares me
Human Fighters + Brunhilde: Got ‘em!
Brunhilde being the girl boss she is, has decided to choose Human Challengers from alternate realities… There’s no rule against this (And if there is, what are they gonna do? Kill Alucard!Y/N?)
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #6
Brunhilde and Y/N for the Win!
The Gods: So how’d you convince Buddha to betray us? What’d you offer him?
Brunhilde: I just asked if him if he wanted to embarrass you, and he instantly said yes
Y/N: Also, I bribed him with snacks
Buddha can spend all my money on his snacks and I would just thank him…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #7
Dadam and ‘The Talk’
Maki!Y/N is getting ready to her training session with Raiden it’s a date and Dadam wants to give her the talk about Boys…
Adam: Y/N, sweetheart… (Sits down next to her) Now, before Raiden comes over. I think I should have a little talk with you about boys
Maki!Y/N: Great…
Adam (Wraps his arm around her): They’re all dogs. Got it?
Maki!Y/N: I already knew that
Adam (Smiles and kisses her forehead): Wonderful, have a good time, sweetheart (Gets up and leaves her room, ready to have a… different kind of talk with her ‘Partner’)
Dadam don’t care who he’s gonna have the other talk with, he WILL get his point across if Y/N gets her feelings hurt, he WILL kill them…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #8
Y/N’s Plan for Humanity to Win
Y/N came up with a plan for Humanity to win, it includes betrayal, cruelty, and using Humanity’s greatest weapon… Children (And has the Human Fighters turn into Children)
Y/N (Has the now turned Children Human Fighters in front of the Council):
Gods and Goddesses (Coming towards the Council ready to vote for the extinction of Humanity):
Y/N (To the Kid Human Fighters): There’s the enemy. Give them all you got! CHARGE!!
Children Human Fighters (Run towards the Gods and begin hugging them):
Kid!Lu Bu (Hugging Thor): I love you!
Kid!Sasuki (Hugging Poseidon): I love you!
Kid!Jack (Hugging Hercules): I love you!
Kid!Raiden (Hugging Shiva): I love glue!
Kid!Tesla (Hugging Beelzebub): I love you!
Beelzebub (Patting K!Tesla’s head): Aw, such a sweet little thing. Time to destroy your future (Walks off)
Beelzebub (Starting to not feel good): Feeling… Flu-ish (pants) Fever… Nausea… (Startled) Child germs… No! (Starting to become weak) Must… participate in… destroying… hu… (Falls to the ground in great pain) manity…
Gods and Goddesses (All lying down in great agony, pain and defeat from being hugged by the Children Human Fighters):
Brunhilde (Comes in): I’m afraid the voting has ended. And the winner is… Humanity!
Valkyries, Adam and Eve (Staring at all Gods and Goddesses who are all laying down in defeat just from the Child Human Fighters hugging them):
Y/N (Comes over): You know, for all their arrogance over being superior in power, for all their centuries to even eons of living, they had no immunity for the ‘lowliest’ of creatures: Children
Eve (Happy): Look’s like everything is going to be okay, which is the only way it should ever be!
Adam: Great. Let’s get our children back to normal and go to this ‘Movie Theater’ Y/N told us about and watch something nice then get some food
Buddha: Can I bring a laser pointer? I want to shoot it in Loki’s eye
Adam: Sure, why not
I think Adam would see Buddha as one of his children, same for Hercules…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #11
Y/N and Zeus Chat
After Y/N wins over Hera, Zeus is not happy since he’s being filed for a Divorce all for a human, but wants to prove he’s… ‘nice’
Zeus (Gets a phone call and sees the contact is ‘Home Wrecker’): Hermes! It’s Y/N!
Hermes (Surprised): Answer it, I want to hear!
Zeus (Answers): Mx. Y/N, how…nice of you to call
Y/N: Hello, I really enjoyed my time last night with Hera, Zeus
Zeus: Oh…Hera told me all about it…in great detail
Y/N: …Or should I say, ‘Douche’?
Hermes (Surprised):
Y/N: Ha ha ha!
Hermes (Looks at his father and is trying not to laugh):
Zeus (Anger rising): …Yes, congratulations… you won fair and square… very impressive for a mortal
Y/N: Do you like brain teasers?
Zeus: Oh, I love brain teasers
Y/N: What does Zeus and a Black Hole have in common?
Zeus and Hermes (Looking at each other confused):
Y/N: They both suck!
Hermes (Bursts out laughing): Ha ha ha!
Zeus (Murderous look): ….
Hera is in the other room trying not to laugh
This is based off of @luxthestrange RoR Hera Quotes with Y/N, go see her stuff! And @sketchy-owl Hera artwork, check them both out!
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13
Loki Special
Y/N accidentally got turned into a child by a random deity, along with their mentality so now there’s a very cute and mini 8 year old Y/N running around and somehow imprinted Loki being their ‘Daddy’
Loki (Sees Y/N): What you got there Y/N? (Opens the gift to see a book) What the hell is this? (The cover shows him and Y/N as cartoonish horses)
Y/N: The Unicorns are you and me, Loki. I drew it myself! (Shows him the different pages of them doing different activities along with everyone else drawn as unicorns) What do you think? Huh? Huh? Pretty heartfelt, huh? Huh?!
Loki: Oh, it’s heartfelt. There’s no escaping that. Heh heh, thanks, midget (Tosses the book to the side)
Y/N (Sad): You didn’t like it, did you?
Loki: No, no, no, it’s great! I’m done with it now
Y/N (Begins to lightly sob):
Shiva (Walks over): Y/N, I think Loki would like to put your book up on the fridge where everyone can see how nice it is
In the Kitchen
Loki (Uses a magnet and puts the book on the fridge): Aw, isn’t that cute
The book slowly slides down into the ice and water area, hitting the water button and getting the book entirely drenched as it falls to the ground in a heap of soggy mush
Y/N (Walks over their now ruined work with tears forming in their eyes): Oh, Loki… how could you?
Loki (Panics): Well, it’s not my fault! (Shows Y/N the magnet he used) Lousy piece of crap magnet!
Y/N (Tears fall out of their eyes and begins to violently sob): Oh, no, no (Runs out of the room)
Loki (Confused): What the… (looks at the magnet to see some writing on it) ‘Happy Birthday, Loki! From Y/N’ Ah CRAP!
Adam sensed a disturbance and it’s telling him to beat Loki’s ass… If Odin hasn’t already…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #19
Pretty
Loki (Lays his head on Y/N’s lap): Tell me I’m pretty!
Y/N (Lovingly pets his head): You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are~
Tormenting Loki is probably my new favorite hobby, while it’s a whole career when it comes to Zeus
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #20
Y/N Swings
Y/N (Happily): I swing both ways~!
Y/N (Serious): Violently. With a bat
Y/N (Has her Valkyrie Partner turn into a baseball bat to bash some heads in): COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Thor and Lu Bu (Both very interested): Hi
Adam:
Feral Y/N is something I definitely like now
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #21
Y/N and Shiva
Child Y/N comes in late and soaking wet, for Shiva to teach her to dance, however at the end of the song all the fellow child gods slip and falls over
Shiva: Stop, stop. Y/N, why are you all wet?
Y/N: It’s sandwich day
Shiva (Looks at her confused then at his wives who are just as confused as they are):
Y/N (Sighs): Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich
Shiva: Pudge is a fish?
Y/N: And today we were out of peanut butter! And I asked Brunhilde what to give him. She said a tuna sandwich (Throws her arms up) I can’t give Pudge tuna! (Lowers her voice) Do you know what tuna is?
Shiva (Confused): …Fish?
Y/N: It’s FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is. . . Is stinking TUNA!!
Shiva (Trying to calm Y/N down): Y/N, Y/N, why is this so important?
Y/N: Pudge controls the weather
Shiva (Looks puzzled, while his wives are trying to not squeal over how cute Y/N is):
Child God: You’re crazy
Y/N then jumps said god and begins to punch, slap and bite at them, which the other child gods screaming in fear
Shiva (Trying to calm everyone down): Please! Please! (Is holding Y/N in the air) Everybody calm down! Kids. . . (Mutters words of comfort then turns to Y/N): Y/N. . .
Y/N (Upset): I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I won’t do it again!
Shiva (Trying to not make Y/N cry): Maybe we should call the Valkyrie Sisters
Y/N: No! I’ll be good! I want to dance. I practiced! I just want to dance. I practiced…
Child God: Ewww, she bit me
All the Child Gods: Ewww!
Later that Day
Shiva (Tells Rudra what happened): I won’t lie, I think it’s absolutely cute that Y/N thinks feeding this ‘Pudge’ a sandwich he’ll control the weather
Rudra: That’s weird, Y/N gave me a sandwich today, she must’ve had a second one on her
Shiva (Pauses): Wait. . . Y/N WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!?!
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #22
The ‘Heartbreaking’ Truth
Eve: So, who are you interested in?
Y/N: He’s very sophisticated
Hermes (Fixes his tie):
Y/N: He has an air of elegance
Hermes (Pulls his hair back):
Y/N: He likes to play the violin
Hermes (Walks over oozing confidence):
Y/N: And he’s very charming, without even having to try
Hermes (About to sing the new song he made):
Y/N: It’s…. Malleus Draconia!
Hermes:
Hermes (Jealous): Who is this ‘Malleus Draconia’ gentleman? And where can I meet him?
Should I do a part 3?
Continuation of this:
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #23
How Y/N help Hera get Divorced
Zeus refuses to sigh the Divorce Papers, resulting in Hera having a meltdown in front of Y/N, only for her to pat her head and walk off towards the God Side (Who for some reason are partying in her Room) so she can… Talk…
The Gods (Toss out Brunhilde, Adam, Raiden and Goll)
Goll: I don’t understand, we did everything right
Brunhilde: Yeah, (To Adam) Raiden turned responsible and Goll showed some back bone, I don’t get it…
Adam: Hmm, something’s missing… Some kind of ruthless ruler…
Raiden: Yeah… A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from their iron fist! Someone like-
Everyone paused when they hear a crash and turn to see Y/N who broke the door slamming it closed behind her as she walks over giving each and every one of them a glare, resulting in them becoming frightened and too scared to look her in the eye as she passed by them
Y/N (Slams the door open to see a bunch of gods in her house with her eyes glowing white, thus she simply snaps her fingers, causing a large shockwave that goes through all of Valhalla):
All the Gods (Deadly silent as they all look at the small human in surprise, fear and awe that a mortal did that):
Y/N (Demonic Voice): Zeus, you ARE going to sign those paper. THEN you all are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave. And never come back…
Zeus (Scoffs): Or what?
Y/N (Grabs him by his neck and has her look into her eyes, which reveal an endless void of suffering souls, death and destruction):
Zeus (Develops even more wrinkles and even looses some MORE of his hair in fear and he immediately runs off to grab a broom to start sweeping):
The other Gods who were present, thus began to clean as well out of fear from the Wrath of Y/N
Adam (Signs happily): Y/N gets that from her mother…
Y/N gets shit DONE… And somehow ended up getting Marriage Proposals herself after this…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #24
Hera and Zeus
Y/N is welcoming Hercules to join her, Hermes and her ‘surprise’ guest to have dinner, with Ares tagging along to get ‘dirt’ on Y/N
Y/N: Welcome! I’m your host, Y/N L/N
Hercules: Oh, it’s very nice to meet you!
Zeus (Storms over): Get away Human! Your not taking my children!
Hercules: Zeus?
Zeus: The Gods need Hercules on our side to fight. He’s one of our top fighters, and he’s very popular with the children
Hera (Slams door open): ZEUUUS!!! (Looks at Y/N and smiles) Y/N…
Zeus: Hera?! What are you doing at… the human side?!
Hera (Annoyed): Zeus, as goddess of Marriage and Women, I supervise everyone within my area
Zeus: You’re. . . overseeing other people?
Hera (Sarcastic): I’m sorry if you misunderstand our arrangement
Zeus: What am I supposed to tell our children?!
Hera: They Hercules and Hermes already knew, and they’re happy for me
Ares only came along to find some ‘dirt’ on Y/N to show his mother that she’s not right for her… only to end up liking Y/N and is actually looking forward to seeing her again…
Still based off of @sketchy-owl Hera!
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25
Thrud vs Thor
Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?
Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!
All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):
Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?
Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!
Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)
Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!
Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)
A few Hours Later
Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk
Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?
Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?
Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes
Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)
Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):
Bonus:
Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?
This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #27
Dadam Mode: ACTIVATED!
Y/N (Annoyed): This isn’t fair; I want romance!
Raiden: How about bromance?
Y/N: It’s not the same
Raiden: Dude. . .
Y/N: I’m not a dude, I’m a hottie!
Loki: Your bromance just got interesting
Adam (Right behind Loki):
Dadam is ready to throw hands…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #29
Know the Difference
Adam: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Raiden: What if it bites me and it dies?
Y/N: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Raiden, learn to listen
Sasaki: What if it bites itself and I die?
Jack: That's voodoo
Goll: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!
Buddha: That's correlation, not causation
Tesla: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Qin Shi Huang: That's kinky!
Brunhilde:
Just a regular day for the Human Fighters
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #30
Sacrifices
Apollo: Without Ugly (Referring to Humans) Beauty wouldn’t exist (Referring to himself)
Y/N (Looks at Apollo dead straight into his eyes with zero hesitation): Thank you for your sacrifice
Apollo (Shocked Pikachu Face):
Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Proceed to die as they all busted their lungs from laughing too hard):
Leodonis (Grinning): Oh, I definitely like this one…
Apollo was instantly KO’d by the Verbal Damage Y/N hit him with (While Loki, Shiva and Hermes are trying not to laugh)
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #31
A True Fan
Apollo (Sees Y/N walking his way with a blush on her face): Ah, how cute, a mere mortal like you can at least appreciate what is considered beautif-!
Y/N (Shoves him straight into a wall): MOVE IT TWINKY PINKIE PIE!! Leodonis!~ (Proceeds to hug him with a sparkly aurora surrounding her)
Leodonis (Laughing at Apollo): That’s what you get, you piece of shit!
Apollo (Shocked Face): ?!?!!?
Hermes (Snickering in the background):
Apollo? REJECTED!!!
Leodonis? HELL YEAH!!!
Leodonis? TAKE THE TWINK DOWN IN THIS ROUND!! SHOW HIM THE POWER OF A DILF!!