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Riff honestly isn’t sure what he expected, but this isn’t it. His neck is stinging and he’s fairly sure he might be bleeding. He’s winded, and Adelé’s mouth on his hasn’t helped with that. He props himself up on his elbows and grins at her anyway, clearing his throat a bit before he speaks. “Sure.” He doesn’t think he’ll stop telling her what she can and can’t do anytime soon, especially if this is the reaction he’s going to get when he does it. Sure, getting slammed around is no fun, but if he gets kissed for it, he’s a lot more likely to be annoying more often. Not that he’s not already annoying, but if being more annoying means he’ll get kissed more often, he’s going to be more annoying.

He wriggles a little bit under her, just to test how much he can move. Her knee on his thigh isn’t giving him much range of motion, but it’s easy enough to grab at her shoulders and roll them over so he’s grinning down at her instead of up. He sets his knees on either side of her hips and kisses her again. “Y’know, I’d like you a lot more if you weren’t beatin’ me up every time we see each other.”

@notefinal Riff said : ❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜ to Adelé

DAUGHTER OF STORMS knows she can. Just as she knows she can put the blades she carries on her at all times between his ribs ; maim him like a ship's hull after a battle. She knows she can kick him in the groin and slam the side of her hand against his throat. SHE KNOWS ALL OF THIS, yet, she does none of it. Time has made her soft around the edges, especially so when she is wrapped up in the thrill of the chase. How many days has it been since she's seen him last ?

❝ Can I ? Oh, how gracious of you — ❞ breath is a ghost as she leans in closer, fingernails digging into the nape of his neck hard enough to draw blood. IT IS A TRICK as the flat palm of her hand is shoved against his chest, forcing him back so that her foot might swipe his legs out from underneath him. Father called her monkey back in the gentle days of childhood. She has not forgotten how to jump a man even years later. Her weight crashes against him, pushing him against the ground. Knee digging into his thigh as her hand grips his chin. Look at me. Only look at me !

Her mouth finds his, kissing him hard enough for their noses to knock together painfully. Obsession is left in the simple action, tasting like rum and poison and all things bitter. ❝ — Never tell me what I can and cannot do, or I will slit your throat. Understood ? ❞

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

THE RUST THAT GREW BETWEEN TELEPHONES

in which suna is annoying (shocker). slightly suggestive? tw: hickeys/bruising 

Sometimes you swear life is laughing at you, and sometimes it is. But other times, it’s just your boyfriend.

Waking up this morning with an alarmingly noticeable hickey on your neck was not what you meant when you said you were looking for a new accessory to wear out to brunch. 

You’ve already spent about twenty minutes of your getting ready process on trying to cover up the harsh bruise that formed on your skin overnight, and with each pump of foundation and stroke of concealer, your frustration grows. 

Amid your horror, you hear a borderline squeak. Something that perfectly reflects a mumbled snort of laughter behind a stupidly long and calloused hand. 

You let your gaze sharply adjust to the silhouette in the reflection behind you. Suna stands exactly how you’d imagined him, watching your feeble attempts at trying to cover his bite with a shit-eating grin hidden behind his fist.

He’s utterly amused by the scene playing out before him. You? Not so much. 

“Choke.”

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ty to my lovely mutual @kovu-bunnbunn for pointing out that he is also most definitely the type to just take your bag and walk off with it to stand by the door. he's not giving you your bag back either lol, it's his way of being romantic and 'carrying your bag for you'. what a heartthrob.

bakugou “ hurry up or i’m leaving your ass” but stays right where he is not moving a muscle until you’re finished packing your bag so he can walk you home and hold you hand katsuki

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+ bonus: so that was a lie 

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+ bonus: so that was a lie 

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+ bonus: so that was a lie 

Psych 1x09

there’s this ugly ass guy who listens to a lot of metal right

ok so i thought he was cool so i spoke to him on the bus

now he won’t leave me tf alone :/

MSG+ | 50ish things about Jack Hughes

BLEEGHHH

YAYYAYAYY

THE GUY I HATE HIM

i also would like to say some head canons of the dude!

The dna from the mantis shrimp is the least obvious, only giving him the ability to see the colors of mantis shrimp and to punch as fast as them - also maybe explaining his eyes?

the silver spinyfin gave him small fins along his humanoid back, and possibly giving him the fins on the sides of his head

he has multiple rows of teeth from the shark.

the bandage on his smaller arm is probably old, not really needed anymore, but he just refuses to take it off. it was likely from one of the monsters, of course not an instant death one, i would like to assume it was from a good people (i hate those things).

he stole the clothes from people that worked here in the past.