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1 year ago
Why Doesn't Anyone Talk About How Cool Henrik Is? He's My Favorite Character

Why doesn't anyone talk about how cool Henrik is? He's my favorite character đŸ˜­đŸ”„đŸ’”

Why Doesn't Anyone Talk About How Cool Henrik Is? He's My Favorite Character

I find it funny that Silver has Henrik blood in his

If no one had died, it would have turned out that he taught him how to rule the kingdom (after all, the Knight of the Dawn of course is a knight, and Henrik is a king)


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1 year ago

vampire by olivia rodrigo is for anyone that has ever been even mildly close to darkstalker


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2 years ago
My Son Egg N His Brother Cheese
My Son Egg N His Brother Cheese

My son egg n his brother cheese


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3 years ago
I Hate Him I Swear. He Is A Stinky Rat Man. There Is No Attraction.
I Hate Him I Swear. He Is A Stinky Rat Man. There Is No Attraction.

I hate him I swear. He is a stinky rat man. There is no attraction.


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3 years ago

Extracurricular: BooBoo feeds the Graham Simps whiles she cries at night...

“I'M GONNA WING IT”  “No, you're not you're gonna sit back down” 

We were in the middle of class and I had come back from a break. It was one of the first times I was sick in a while and of course, my lovely boyfriend helped take care of me after classes. However, while I was sick my stupid boyfriend didn’t inform me of a presentation. And of course, it happens on the day I come back. Since Graham was very popular among (us) the school, many students every day hope to be Graham’s partner in class, I’m normally his partner. 

You’re the only English partner for me

And that. He roped me into this situation by making me his partner again, telling the teacher he would do all the work for me. Obviously, that was a lie. 

“My love, aren’t you just the cutest when you’re mad!” He says 

“I’m about to be gorgeous then. Get your but and mine out of this mess or so help me!” I said tugging on his shirt, scaring him.

He nervously laughs and tries to tug away desperately. I finally release him, holding my glare as he walks up to the front of the classroom. I could swear he’s strutting. 

“The Great Gatsby
 is a *cough* novel about
” He gazes around the room.

“BEAUTY! THE BEAUTY OF LIFE!! It’s about finding the love and that safety you always dreamed of! Jack Gatsby-”

“Jay Gatsby,” I corrected from my seat, rubbing my temples.

“JAY GATSBY! Never truly saw Daisy for who she was! He fell in love with the person he once knew and never truly got over it. He was emotionally constipated with her! He couldn’t POOP IT OUT!”

“Oh my god
” 

“He built up this false vision of her and never let go! Anyone would surely fall short of his never-ending expectations. She’s a selfish, selfish person!”

Gee, I wonder who that reminds me of

As he continued, he strangely got into the moment, lighting up and speaking with passion. These were parts of him I really liked. He was an idiot, but he was passionate and always gave everything his best. I love the way he slowly starts to smile and his nose crinkles up and he drops his ‘suave and flirtatious’ exterior. When he finishes there’s a change in energy in the air. That’s just what happened around Graham, he takes this energy around him wherever he goes. I really can’t get enough of this guy.

“Did
did you not read anything of the assignment??”

There it is.

“Well, the thing is Miss,” He started to say

“You said and I quote ‘Give a presentation about The Great Gatsby’. You never specified that we had to follow the instructions on the board” He said batting his furiously long lashes. (Seriously, dang it his lashes are long)

“Just- Get out of this classroom,” The teacher said with raged eyes.

“W-Where do we..um?” I said sitting up, nervously tapping my fingers.

“Just away
 take him with you. I can’t do this right now” They said pulling out their phone.

“Michelle, I'm quitting my job” They turn away, taking a call.

A worried and guilty look splashes across my face as I look away and grab my things. A hand is extended to me when I stand up. 

“Shall we my darling?” He said with a smirk. 

“Awwh.” I flick his forehead and walk out first with him trailing behind me, flustered.

.

Graham was currently laying on my bed while I was making up a few of my assignments. 

“Picture this, you, me, ballroom! Or no a Masquerade Ball!” he said staring at my ceiling waving his hands around.

“Ball? In this century?” I scoff

“At least at a Masquerade I don’t have to see your face for a while”

He ignores me.

“We’re obviously the most attractive people there. They start playing romantic music, we start dancing. Oh, we are just magnificent!” He explains.

I sigh and ignore him, continuing to type 

“Next thing we know, we’re sneaking away from the public and holding each other in the night- Oh! On a balcony, or maybe the castle garden.”

“Mmmhm,” I hummed, not exactly paying attention.

I hear the rustle on the bed behind me. 

“WALTZ WITH ME!”

“GRAHAM-”

He suddenly picked me up and spun me around humming along to a random rhythm. Graham’s laughing and starts singing again. His cardigan is waving as he spins and my arms are firmly wrapped around him making sure he doesn’t drop me. 

“AAH GRAHA- GET OFF LET ME GO PUT ME DOOWN!” I yell.

“Hahaaha! Beloved, it’s ok! I won’t hurt you.” He says hugging me close.

I scowl at him and pinch his cheek. He sit down on my bed, me still in his arms. 

“You never pay any attention to me” He pouts and dips his head into my shoulder.

“Yeah! Because I’m doing the work I missed when you got me sick Ugly!” I said angrily. Ugly is a nickname I commonly call him. Ironic isn’t it. Not like he minds.

“What? MeeE? Get you sick??”

“If I recall, you wanted me to ‘dance in the rain’ with you?” I said crossing my arms.

“I suppose I can recall that occurring. In my defense, it was really romantic.”

“Uh huh” 

Graham was really obnoxious sometimes but you’ve endeared yourself to him. He can have his sweet moments and he is really encouraging. He makes it seem like everything he says is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever heard, no matter how stupid. He’s just so radiant. I can’t get enough of this cherry bomb. 

God aren’t I smitten.

Not like he’ll ever know anyways.


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2 years ago

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Near deserves that spot more bro

from my twitter because nobody appreciates my brilliance

From My Twitter Because Nobody Appreciates My Brilliance

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10 months ago

I want bill killed and skinned

I Want Bill Killed And Skinned
I Want Bill Killed And Skinned

me too bro me too


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