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10+ reasons to ship Optimus Yarnspinner/Homuncolossus
Homie’s incessant stalking from day one Opti fell into Unholm.
The first adjective Opti thought of seeing Homie for the first time was “lovely.”
Homie cooked every single meal for Opti while Opti was crashing in his house.
Homie interrupted himself half way through a story to ask considerately whether he’s being boring.
Opti considerately said no even as he was bored.
Homie and Opti bickering like 12-year-olds.
Homie encouraging Opti by saying, “We’ve already come a fair way and you’ve coped pretty well so far.”
Hearing Opti beg makes Homie smile.
Opti would go down on his knees for Homie. “If any word could sound as if it were down on its knees, it was the ‘Please!’ of mine.”
Opti said “Looked at in the right way, he’s really quite handsome.” for Homie to hear when he’s not in sight.
Finishing each other’s sentences.
Opti crying when Homie was going to die, but stopped when he sensed that Homie was happy and free at last.
“I recognised his beauty, the beauty of a wild untamed beast.” “His face had a certain bizarre beauty.” “I was beginning to develop an affection for this paper monster.” “I lay there for a while, panting and shivering. Then I saw that Homuncolossus was bending over me.” “I could only marvel at his inexhaustible ingenuity.” “I vaguely remember that Homuncolossus appeared from time to time and bullied me into eating a little food.” “You carried me the rest of the way? For two whole days?” “What won’t I believe? I’ll believe anything you tell me!” “I sobbed unrestrainedly, and Homuncolossus had to support me for a while.”
“And you’d come to feed me once a day, they way I feed you?” “I’d never been so close to you before. You must have been able to smell me.” “I’ve had to force-feed you. You never sleep, you never wash. You stink like a pig.” “I’ve never pretended to you, never lied to you about my intention.”
i swear if moers was more popular there would be like thousands of hildecolossus coffee shop aus and angsty fics out there ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
i feel like millions of English-speaking contemporary romance writers struggle with fleshing out strong and convincing romantic relationships in their works while the craziest, most serious and reckless magnetic 'love-and-affection' magic was accidentally assigned to a couple of barely humanoid creatures in a whimsical fantasy/dark fairy tale book written by a reclusive German author
hildecolossus still has me in a chokehold after years