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Sometimes I forget how young you are.

(The merchant contemplates something, weighing the risk of a false reputation against the entertainment of this Captain’s reaction to a certain piece of information.)

While I was born in this world, and live in it now, I did stay in another one for a time.

You know how much more quickly time passes in the Feywild, don’t you? I’ve done some calculations based on the average time distortion between these two, and I estimate that due to the many years I spent there, nearly five thousand have passed in this world since I first opened my eyes. Isn’t that interesting?

YO HS! im out of the good kind of hot sauce.how much you got stocked up :)

- @aferinbyname

Captain, it has been a while. I have several for you this time.

[The merchant stands in front of Jay and pulls eight bottles of hot sauce out of her cloak two at a time, setting them down in front of the pirate. One of them is about half the size of the rest.]

I... May have forgotten to restock bottles. This one is five silver, if you want it.