Honestly? He Would - Tumblr Posts

Charlie: Oh, sorry, Alastor. I didn’t know this mug was yours

Alastor: Oh, yes. I always put my initials on things that belong to me *shows Charlie underneath his mug and shows an “A” on the bottom* See?

Then he shows a book, opens the cover and it shows an “A”

Alastor: This book is mine

Then shows a radio, turns it around and it shows an “A”

Alastor: This radio? Obviously mine

Then he goes and lifts up Vox’s shirt, showing an “A” shaped cut on his lower back

Alastor: Vox? Of course, he’s mine

Vox: ?!? Hold up, what?

random silly william drawing + my headcanon that in the custody battle for william, charles and de witt would act immensely divorced despite barely knowing each other

also!!! please send me whatever art requests u want, i'll get to them all i prommy :3

Daniel: *can't find Jack in a crowd*

Daniel: *cups hands like a megaphone* Jack Thompson is 100% straight!

Jack: *from a distance* How dare you!!!

Daniel: There he is.