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Jack: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Daniel: I’m “a couple of things”.
Peggy: I’m “got distracted”.
Jarvis: What’s the signal when something goes wrong?
Peggy: We yell, ‘oh shit.’
Daniel: … That’ll work.
Daniel: You have to apologize to them Peggy.
Peggy: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Peggy: Thanks for not telling Daniel what happened.
Jarvis, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Peggy: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get her so fast?
Jarvis: Several traffic violations.
Rose: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Daniel: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Samberly: Also that’s not our car.
Daniel: *can't find Jack in a crowd*
Daniel: *cups hands like a megaphone* Jack Thompson is 100% straight!
Jack: *from a distance* How dare you!!!
Daniel: There he is.
Daniel: You can track Peggy?
Jack: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
Jack: But what about Peggy?
Daniel: Don’t worry about her.
Daniel: I once watched her fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating her hotdog like nothing happened.
Jack: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Peggy recently.
Daniel: No, Jack, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.
Jack: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Daniel: No! You’re the only one for me.
Jack: Is that so?
Daniel: I promise! Peggy and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.
Jack: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Daniel: You are still my one and only best friend! She’s just the love of my life, nothing more?
Jack: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Daniel: Of course bro!
Jack: Bro…
Peggy: What the-
Daniel: When we found Peggy, it was like an angelic choir singing down from heaven.
Daniel: We found Jack wandering outside a Walmart at two am.
Jack: Daniel, do your thing.
Peggy: stop it. You think every time you send Daniel to say “please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, it’s not going to work this time
Jack, Rose, Samberly, Jarvis:
Daniel: …Please? For me?
Peggy:
Peggy: Dammit.
Peggy, as Jack walks by: God, what an arse.
Daniel, staring at Jack’s ass: I know.
Jack: You really believe in Peggy?
Daniel: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.
Daniel: Jack won’t wake up, what do I do?
Peggy: Did you try kicking him?
Daniel: Yes.
Peggy: I’m out of ideas.
‘Can I copy the homework?’
Angie: I can help you with it!
Daniel: Yeah, sure.
Jack: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Peggy: lol, nope.
Jarvis: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Howard: *read 5:55pm*
Jack: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.
Daniel: If?
Peggy: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Daniel: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Jack: Okay, but in my defense, Peggy bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Daniel: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Jack: What? No! You’re the one farting bubbles.
Peggy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Jack: Next time you’re working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Daniel: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Daniel: We need to get through this locked door. Jack, give me your credit card.
Jack: Here.
Daniel, pocketing it: Thanks. Peggy, kick the door down.
Peggy: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Jarvis: You were flirting with Daniel.
Peggy: So what? He’s my boyfriend.
Jarvis: You asked him if he was single.
Peggy:
Jarvis: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.