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sarcasm is the lowest form of wit (but the highest form of intelligence).

1: 53 am.

scorpius: potter

scorpius: u up?

scorpius: fuck

scorpius: not that kind of u up

scorpius: no offense but ew

lily luna: blond hair?

lily luna: bad attitude?

lily luna: must be a mALfOy

scorpius: omg

scorpius: f u freckles

scorpius: it was only funny the first time

scorpius: you haven't come up with anything witty since

lily luna: then y r u texting me if i'm not funny, m8?

scorpius: it's 2 am and i'm procrastinating.

scorpius: i have history of magic homework. and stop texting like a ten year old.

scorpius: albus is asleep

scorpius: plus he's pissed at me for some reason

scorpius: i'm bored

lily luna: i'm flattered

lily luna: uwu

scorpius: don't be

scorpius: you're only marginally more interesting than professor binns

lily luna: i hope u fall off ur broom and binns fails u

lily luna: bad night