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Jokingly said I wanted a househusband and my dad said "you'd get bored of that pretty quick"

Of course I said "yeah maybe" to preserve the peace because I live with my family

But no, actually. I wouldn't. Do men get tired of having a domestic partner at home? Apparently not since so many ducking laws are being made to try and push women "back in the kitchen", but I guess it does get tiring having to be nice to your live in maid (heavy sarcasm)

So no, I would not get tired of having a domestic partner who takes comfort and joy in creating a comforting, clean space for us to make our home. I would not get tired of having someone who enjoys making us delicious meals and making sure I have a safe space to collapse and find comfort after a long, exhausting work day. I would not get tired of having someone to dote upon in return for all of the care I'm not at home to watch them show me.

If I really love someone, I don't get tired of them

AAAAAAAAA HOUSEHUSBAND YOONIE!! love how he’s so soft for oc and it looks like oc loves and trusts him so much too!

"i always get the job done."

A 'PERKS OF BEING A HOUSEHUSBAND' DRABBLE.

pairing: min yoongi x reader

plot: the (mis)adventures of retired gangster min yoongi as he leaves behind the life of the mafia and navigates the way of the househusband.

warnings: the way of the househusband au, marriage au, crack, domesticity, yoongi being unironically romantic

masterlist + disclaimers.

note: tysm for all the love in the first drabble! here's more of househubby!yoongi & his badass wife,, as always, lemme know ur thoughts :>

You're stepping off the bus, having clocked out of work earlier than usual, when you see your husband strolling along the sidewalk with his signature apron on and a mesh tote bag on his shoulder.

"Yoonie!" you call out to him.

Your heels clack against the pavement as you run towards him. The bits of impact hurt your soles but you forget all about the pain when Yoongi kisses you on the forehead as soon as you reach him.

"You're early," he remarks, grabbing your hand and placing it on his bicep before walking the two of you to the direction he was going.

"Boss let us leave early," you explain, oblivious to the looks that other passersby are giving you and your husband.

("Is he a gangster?"

"He looks so scary!"

"What is he doing with that woman?"

"Is he kidnapping her?!")

It's when Yoongi leads you to a secluded alley that you realize you're not heading towards your home.

"Uh, Yoonie? Where are we going?"

Your husband smiles radically.

"You'll see."

He leads you through a bunch of twists and corners before finally arriving at an equally secluded shop. The dim lighting does nothing to deter him as he opens the squeaky door and leads you both inside.

"Ah, Yoongi," a deep rumble echoes as soon as you walk in. "You're back."

"Of course," your husband responds. "I did everything you told me to do."

Huh?

"Did you, now?" the voice taunts, and you can finally match a face to the voice when he steps into the light. "Are you sure you did everything?"

"I always get the job done. You know me, Seokjin."

The job?

The man called Seokjin sneers before nodding and heading to his shop's backroom, leaving you and your husband alone.

"Yoonie?" you call his name. "What's going on?"

"A gamble, darling," he tells you. "I'm making a gamble."

Your eyes widen. "What?! Are you—"

"Yoongi, are you ready?"

Seokjin emerges from the backroom with a big cork board in tow. The board is brightly decorated, divided into three sections each showing different...

"...prizes?" you think out loud. "Yoonie, what is all this?"

"A stamp scavenger hunt, darling," your husband explains in a no-nonsense tone as Seokjin hands him a dart. "I've collected ten stamps from ten different stores like Seokjin told me to."

Oh. Oh.

"Why didn't you just say so?" you laugh, nerves vanishing as you take a good look at the cork board. "Well, what's the prize?"

"Third place gets a cute plushie," Seokjin gives you the rundown. "Second place gets a self-cleaning robot vaccuum—"

("That's what I was hoping to get.")

"—and first place gets an all-expense paid trip for two to Jeju."

("Yoonie, forget the vaccuum. Get this!")

And so the gamble begins.

The three of you wait with bated breaths as Yoongi positions himself. His eyes are closed and he blows air on the blunt end of the dart as if it'll help. Opening his eyes, he takes a deep breath, swings his arm back lightly, then throws the dart.

It lands on third place.

"Oooooh! It looks so cute!" you squeal, taking the cute plushie from Seokjin and hugging it to your chest. "It looks like Holly!"

Your happy giggles flood the shop.

"Well, Yoongi," Seokjin tuts. "Sorry but..." He smirks. "Looks like you lost."

Your husband looks at you nuzzling the plushie in delight.

"You fool," Yoongi says, "haven't you realized by now?" Now he's the one smirking. "The true prize is seeing my beautiful wife's smile—"

"Yoonie! Stop embarrassing me!"

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One of my favorite things is when kids are being scolded or smth and the person goes “where is your mother??” And BOOM it’s the dad or the babysitter(who is also a guy). Idk it’s fun for me.

This was so cute❤️❤️. Thank you @glass-cage-of-emotion-12 for doing my request

For the househusband event- can you do 🤧 and 🥄 for Riddle please, Thank you :)

🤧 Taking care of you when you're sick.

🥄 Spoon-feeding you something.

"Was it something you ate?"

You groaned, throwing a hand over your head. "I dunno."

Riddle rolled his eyes, holding out a spoonful of orange medicine to you. "Open your mouth."

"It's sticky and bitter. I don't want it."

"It's medicine," Riddle poked your mouth with the spoon. "Ahh."

You shook your head, turning away.

Riddle sighed, pulling you back to face him. "I'll give you a strawberry tart after this. How about that?"

"...Fine," you gulped down the medicine painfully, scrunching up your face.

Riddle smiles, leaning down to plant a kiss to your forehead. "I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere."

AHHH ADORABLE RIDDLE🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷🥰🩷🥰❤️🩷❤️🥰❤️🩷❤️🥰❤️🩷❤️🥰❤️🩷❤️🥰 thank you so much for doing my request

Congrats on 300-400 followers❤️❤️ For the event could I request Moving In Together with Riddle please, thank u

God this is so late I am so so sorry...

(Pls reblog and leave a comment ❤)

🌺Moving In Together🌺

Riddle Rosehearts is a very particular person.

Now, he may have mellowed out over the years and is much a better at dealing with things not going as planned, but he still likes things to be a certain way.

For example, his idea of moving in with you was... well, a large house in a nice area that was perfect for the both of you, preferably with a large garden.

Unfortunately the both of you were still studying and Riddle cut contact with his mother, leaving you dependant on odd jobs- mainly at the Clover bakery- for financial support.

The best that could be scrounged together was a little apartment near the university you two were attending, one you were moving your things into right now.

Riddle sighed, grey eyes scanning the tiny dull apartment, still in the doorway with his suitcase in hand.

It was the same as when you first viewed it. Tiny and dull, stuffy. But it was ten times better than the other options you could afford.

"Don't look so defeated." You said suddenly, smiling at him. "All it needs is some plants, those small paintings we brought, maybe a little magic to liven up the wall colours and it will be much more lively. They even allowed you to keep Truffle and Crimson!"

You pointed at the cage sat on the small kitchen table, the two aforementioned questions snoozing in the corner of their little home.

Riddle smiled in return. You were always so positive. Always looking on the bright side of things. In doing so you never failed to brighten his life.

He waved his pen, letting the unpacked boxes float into the living room, and turned to you.

"You're right." He said, kissing you softly. "We'll make it work. I'm happy as long as I'm with you."

Truly, you made everything more bearable.

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed despite its shortness. Again I'm so sorry for the late response

Meeting Omega NCT + Them as Omega Househusbands: 1/10 Taeyong

Cw: A/b/o themes and dynamics, suggestive ending, masturbation(m)

Pairing: Alpha!ReaderxOmega!Taeyong

A/N: I decided to do the members individually because it would have taken too long if I put them all together and I wanted to get something out. I hope you enjoy it.

Meeting:

❤ You guys met when NCT127 was performing at one of your companies charity events. From doing some light research on them you had gained basic information like the members names and faces, from the pictures you saw Taeyong was a bit cuter than the rest. But it wouldn't be until he walked into the event that he really caught your eye, and more importantly your nose.

❤With every step he took the smell and subsequently your desire for him got stronger until he stood face to face with you.

❤As the leader of the group Taeyong felt it his responsibility to introduce himself first allowing his group members to follow his lead. So he did just that, reaching out to shake your hand with a bright smile he introduced himself. You weren't really listening after his introduction, not on purpose its just that between his look, his scent, the sound of his voice and the lingering feel of his soft skin gracing your hand the admiring the shorter man was way more interesting than listening to his members introduce themselves.

❤Unbeknownst to you Taeyong’s though process mirrored your own. That explains why throughout the course of the night he kept finding himself lingering around you, trying his hardest to remain in your presence as if he were drawn to you like a moth to a flame.

❤It was after his performance that you had finally decided that Taeyoung was the one you wanted and being a disgustingly rich alpha CEO means that you ALWAYS get what you want. and so with that revelation, your courting process began. However your plan to court Taeyong was cut short because he wanted you just as much as you wanted him.

Scenario:

❤Taeyong was a perfect house husband truly. After leaving NCT in favor of building a home with you, Taeyong decided that it was his responsibility as both a husband and an omega to make every minute he had with you the best it could be.

❤Due to your status as CEO you were very busy and this meant you could often go days and even weeks without seeing Taeyong so whenever you were home Taeyong made his perfect routine based off a book he read called “The Omega’s Guide to Keeping a Happy Healthy Alpha: Recipes Tips and more”

❤He begins his day at 7 Waking up, tidying his side of the bed, taking a shower, Looking at your schedule and picking/ironing your clothes for the day. At around 8 is when Taeyong begins making your breakfast and lunch (using recipes from his book ofc). He finishes cooking by 8:30 which is when you finally make your way downstairs after doing your morning routine.

❤You make it a point to spend time with Taeyong whenever you can. So if you are home then you always eat breakfast together. using that time to just relax together and enjoy each others company

❤After breakfast Tae sends you on your way lunch in hand he gives you a sweet kiss and wishes you luck with a bright smile he sends you off for the day.

❤After you leave Taeyong cleans up whatever mess the two of you made that morning before indulging in his hobbies. One of his favorite hobbies that he partakes in the most is interior design, and because of his perfectionism paired with is indecisive nature he tends to remodel parts of your house fairly often to match whatever aesthetic he is currently feeling.

❤You're no longer phased when you see charges on your card from renovators and home improvement stores only to return home and see him cooking diner in a completely different kitchen than the one you left, complete with all new ceramics, glassware, cookware and cutlery.

❤There was one time when you went on a two week long business trip and returned to find that Taeyong had the entirely new rooms built into your house which also looked completely different. While at first it may have been a bit jarring walking into completely different rooms every time you come home you let him continue living out his interior design dreams because it makes him happy and he’s damn good at it too.

❤One thing that you never understood was how despite Taeyongs love for drastically changing the house there was he never changed one room. His nesting room. The room youd think he would change the most has virtually never changed since you installed it. You eventually chalked it up to him thinking it was already perfect but Taeyongs actual reason was far simple, sentimentality. When Taeyong first moved into this house with you it was one of the best days of his life, in an attempt to ensure his comfrot in the new house you took a rare day off and helped him make his nesting room. YOU helped him make it so why would he ever change it? The nesting room was small by design but it was still full of life, decorated with picture of the two of you and full of tens maybe hundereds of items that youd bought and scented for him through the years.

❤Whenever he goes through a heat and you're away he retires to his nesting room, he slips on some of your clothing and wraps himself in your scent before setting himself up comfortably to look at the pictures decorating the walls of the small room. Slowly his thoughts devolve from sweet memories to ones of a more erotic tone. As he falls deeper into his memories of your many nights together he barley realizes his hinds slipping under your articles of clothing that adorn his lithe frame. Trailing into his boxers until he is touching himself the way that you do.

❤Taeyoung misses you when you're away and he cant wait until you come home.