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A meeting at the DEA

 Hank: Okay, who’s Heisenberg?

 Some guy: Maybe it’s the guy who wears black constantly, has a perpetual death glare, expressed interest in the meth trade out of nowhere, is a genius chemist, has been acting secretive ever since he started wearing the aforementioned black, is one of the only people with access to the chemistry backroom from which equipment was stolen for meth, showed signs of having a second cellphone, and is the only person nerdy enough to choose “Heisenberg” as a criminal alias?

 Hank: ...

 Nah.

 (Seriously, I love this show, but I’m on Season 3 right now and I have no idea how Walt hasn’t been caught yet. He has all the subtlety of an anvil dressed like Darth Vader)