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A little bit in love with you ...

some ness headcanons by yours truly ^_^

Warnings: none, except for some fluff

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I know I’ve written about this before but I WILL GUARD THE HC THAT NESS IS VERY GOOD AT PIANO WITH ALL MY LIFE

he’s too shy to admit it tho, but I think he would like the idea of playing his s/o a song

does not look like it but he has a very high spice tolerance

that one time Bastard munchen decided to do a spicy ramen challenge for funsies

everyone tapped out dying of the heat meanwhile ness was sitting there eating the leftover ramen like it was nothing

Plushies! He owns SO many of them it’s no joke

kaiser went to his house for a study session once and squishmellows were found everywhere

“Ness, why does that strawberry cat look like it wants to murder me.”

“Don’t worry kaiser, parfait always looks like that, it’s fine (❁´◡`❁)”

safe to say kaiser never hanged out at ness’ place after that.

did I forget to mention he names ALL of his plushies?

he also loves snuggling with them when he sleeps

has a whole closet filled with sweaters and sweater vests

I feel like his love language would be acts of service and quality time

whenever you both get into an argument, he’ll always cut up some fruits and put it outside your door as an apology

you’re still mad at him, but you can’t resist how cute his apple bunnies are

ADORES CHEEK KISSES, he melts whenever someone does that

so if you wanna make alexis ness blush, just kiss his cheek and watch his system completely stop working

was the type of kid who thought clouds were pieces of cotton that you could catch in a jar

he also enjoys watching the sunset while he walks home from practice

I’m pretty sure his teammates have pet his head at least once

his hair looks so soft and fluffy, who wouldn’t?

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ness brainrot let’s gooooo