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How I think different welcome home characters would react to you staring at them with that lovesick gaze
•Wally:
•Without a doubt would stare back with the same look
•“Are you alright dear? What’s with that look in your eyes?”
•Would definitely tease you about it
•Home will be informed
•Howdy:
•would be confused at first or pay you no mind
•“You alright over there darlin’?”
•100% got either a massive grin or a little smirk there is no middle ground
•gives you a kiss on the forehead if he’s not busy
•Eddie:
•he would be too busy rushing around to notice
•“hm? Oh- you look happy to see me! I’m guessing you had a good day?”
•oblivious as hell but it’s ok because he’s doing his best
•Never really realised it was a lovesick stare until someone else told him
•Barneby:
•Was making terrible jokes when he looked at you and saw that face
•“Heh, you must really like my jokes huh?”
•Definitely a tease but it’ll just be banter
•Try’s to fluster you with teasing but knows he’s just as bad
•Frank:
•Noticed because a butterfly flew past your face and he was watching it
•“H-How long have you been watching me-?”
•Flustered™️
•Would try to scold you but it more than likely won’t work
How different welcome home characters would react to you confessing
•Wally:
•He’d just smile at you and chuckle slightly
•“I’m proud of you for having the confidence to tell me and I hoped you’d say that. . . I love you too neighbour”
•He would hold your hands and kiss them both
•He would give you a massive hug after the confession
•Howdy:
•Was working when you told him
•“You- Huh?! W-wait- say that again! There’s no way I heard you right surely you didn’t just say you love me- wait hold it that doesn’t mean I don’t feel the same!”
•He’d be a mess
•Very apologetic for it sounding like he didn’t feel the same
•Eddie:
•Immediately wrote it down
•“I’m so glad you said that- I keep planning too confess to you but then I keep forgetting and it’s too late by then- oh I’m rambling aren’t I? Well uh I suppose I should say I love you too but I’m sure you already figured that out heh-“
•Awkwardly laughed and apologised for not giving you an immediate answer
•Started writing you love notes everyday considering how busy he is
•Barnaby:
•Thought you were joking at first
•“Wait- you actually mean it? Well that’s wonderful! I feel the same way!”
•Gave you a massive hug and went on and on about how he was planning on doing the same thing
•You’re spending the rest of the day with him you don’t get a say in it
•Frank:
•Was very surprised when you confessed
•“I. . . You. . . Damn you beat me to it. . . I was planning on doing the same thing later on today”
•Told you about how he had a whole romantic thing planned
•Held your hand for the rest of the time you were with him
PLEAASE IM BEEGGIING FOR HOWDY ND EDDIE ROM HEADCANONS 🙏 I Heart howdy I’m his biggest fan plsplspls
Hello! I don’t know if you mean platonic or romantic so I’ll give you both 😁👍 I won’t be writing any romantic headcanons for Eddie because I already have feel free to check my account to see that but I’ll still write platonic ones for him
Romantic/Platonic headcanons for Eddie and Howdy!
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Platonic Howdy:
•Whenever he sees you in his shop he is always willing to give you the latest drama
•The best at keeping secrets well unless it’s to you
•Would let you talk to him about anything
•You have caught him singing along with the music playing in the shop
•He gives the best advice
•Hype man
•He always has stuff ready for you
Romantic Howdy:
•Always has a coffee waiting for you once you wake up
•He would play with your hair to get you to sleep
•Makes you home made gifts when he has the time before the shop opens
•Loves to dance with you in the rain
•He makes you song playlists to listen to
•He would be very patient with you no matter the situation
•Calls you names like Sugar or Darling and occasionally as a joke he would call you Mr/Mrs/Mx your last name
Platonic Eddie:
•Golden retriever friend
•He is always confused
•Constantly asking you questions
•Very slow as in I feel like it would take him ages to put two and two together about a situation
•He probably is either your pen pal or helps you write letters to your pen pal
•Has great advice but won’t for the life of him use it
•Would get off topic all the time then forget the original topic
If you are ok with it can we get the welcome home cast (or just Wally and or Eddie) when reader dodges their kiss? It's okay if not! <3
This is so cute! I’d be delighted to do so! I am afraid I couldn’t think of anything for Barnaby sorry :(
How welcome home characters would react to you dodging their kisses!
•Wally
•Confused at first
•Would try again
•“Why do you keep moving neighbour?”
•Would sneak up on you, kiss you on the cheek, then run
•Eddie Dear
•Immediately thinks you’re angry
•Would leave you alone for a few hours
•“Imma give you some space for a little while”
•Would end up asking before in future
•Howdy Pillar
•Thinks nothing of it
•Somewhat takes it as a challenge
•“I- … excuse me! I’m trying to kiss you sit still!”
•Would hold your face in place
•Frank Frankly
•Would start dodging yours in response
•Gives you the cold shoulder
•“if you wanted my attention you should’ve thought about that before avoiding my affection.”
•Would hold a grudge for like three hours
Can you please do how the welcome home characters would react to reader coming out to them 🏳🌈/🏳️⚧️ also can you do how they would react to reader laughing for the first time (they didn't laugh possibly due to past trauma but they laugh for the first time)
😇🙏
Oh? Two in one! How intriguing! Sorry for how late it is!
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How different Welcome Home characters would react if you came out as gay
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•Wally
•He wouldn’t really care
•“Oh? Ah I see, ok neighbour well as I was saying I don’t know what to paint-”
•Didn’t make him think any different of you
•Occasionally talks about people you both find attractive
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•Howdy
•Already knew
•“you say that like it’s not obvious”
•Helps you tell the others
•Strongest gaydar in the whole town
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•Barnaby
•Made a vine reference.
•“I thought you were American?”
•Makes little harmless jokes like that all the time
•Sorta like a dad
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•Eddie
•Doesn’t know what it is
•“I’m sorry- what does that mean?”
•Needs it explaining to him
•Try’s to remember definitely fails
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•Frank
•Does the same
•“Oh? You’re gay? That’s nice, I am too”
•Definitely tells you he could somewhat tell
•Also has a theory that Sally is a lesbian or at least bi and tells you about it
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How different Welcome Home characters would react to you laughing for the first time
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•Wally
•Just smiled
•“you have a nice laugh neighbour”
•Accidental rizz
•Try’s to make you laugh more
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•Howdy
•In awe
•“Woah. . . You. . . With a laugh like that you should let us hear it more”
•Literally the highlight of his year
•Sappy about it.
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•Barnaby
•Mentally celebrates
•“I never knew you liked my jokes that much”
•Brags about being able to make you laugh
•Definitely gets an ego boost
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•Eddie
•Probably forgot you hadn’t laughed before
•“Well ain’t that a laugh and a half!”
•Laughs with you
•Gushes about it to Frank
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•Frank
•Was with you and Eddie when he heard it
•“I agree, you have a very infectious laugh neighbour”
•Happily listens and agrees with Eddie when he’s gushing about it
•Lit up when he heard the laugh
If I could get a request in, the idea is reader showing the puppets metal music and their reactions.
Your ideas istg, they give me life.
These headcanons can be seen as Romantic or Platonic.
This reader is gender neutral (No pronouns mentioned for the reader).

Welcome home reactions to you introducing them to metal music.


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Wally Darling
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•Just a wide eyed stare
•Mildly concerned for your sanity
•Telling Julie asap
•Scared but also enjoys it
•usually listens to folk music
•“this… is very loud neighbour… the lyrics are… uhm… interesting”
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Howdy Pillar
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•Has to turn the music down
•Really enjoys it but usually listens to pop music
•Asks if you have any tapes with more music like it
•Will listen to it while reading
•He can’t understand the words but he’s enjoying them nonetheless
•“where do you find this stuff? You’ve got to tell me”
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Barnaby B. Beagle 
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•Already listens to Metal
•Will recommend you songs
•Happy to find someone else who likes Metal
•Has full albums of metal bands
•Mumbling the lyrics under his breath
• “I used to listen to this one a lot but I haven’t for a long time”
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Frank Frankly
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•Really not a fan
•Prefers alternative and indie music
•Listens to two words
•Never trusts you with music again
•Covering his ears
•“it’s so loud! Who needs that much bass?!”
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Eddie Dear
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•Has a heart attack /hj
•Usually listens to country music
•Trying to understand the lyrics
•Will listen to more until he can understand it
•Spends WAY too long trying to find out the meaning
•“but what is it all about???? It talks about so much but so little”

I’m so sorry it took so long I’ve been lost on motivation for a while along with being really busy, I hope this makes up for the other one!
Farewell my little butterflies!
Two people are stood up on their dates and end up falling for each other.
Howdy Pillar X GN! Reader
CW: None, unless you count getting stood up on a date
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

"This is the last time I let her set me up on a date I swear." You thought, fuming yet also disappointed. Your sister has been trying to set you up with someone for months, and every time you get a date they're either stuck up and rude or they stand you up! You should have just told her no to these stupid dates.
You got all dressed up, too. You did your hair, your skin was flawless, and your feet hurt from these stupid shoes since you couldn't sit down in the restaurant. The reservation was in your dates name, and they wouldn't let you in without one. At this point, you gave up and sat on the curb. It had been two hours, your date wasn't coming.
"Hey, uh, you doin' alright? You've been huffin' for a few minutes..." You hear someone speaking to you as you feel a soft poke on your shoulder. You look up and find a tall caterpillar puppet. You had met a few puppets, all of which were overwhelmingly kind. He seemed nice, too, and it also seemed like he was also here for a date. He was dressed up in a cute tuxedo with his blazer hung over his arm.
"Hey, are you okay?" He asks again. Oh, shoot. You were staring and getting lost in thought. He must think you're a creep! "Oh, I'm okay! Sorry, I just got stood up by my date so I'm a little angry." You quickly explained, your hands waving in front of you defensively. "Hey, now! It's quite alright, no need to worry. How long have you been waiting, if you don't mind me askin'?" You smile at the concern the puppet shows for you, a stranger.
You sigh and look up at him, dejected, "About two hours now? I haven't even been able to get inside because the reservation was in my date's name." You start to grumble unintelligible words under your breath. The puppet sits down next to you and pats your back gently, a sad, understanding smile being directed at you. "If it helps you any, I got stood up too. Been here for, I don't know," he pauses to wave his hands as if he's weighing something, "maybe an hour? I'm not sure since I ain't great with time." He chuckles weakly. You balled your fist and held it up, "Sad fist bump?" He chuckled and bumped your fist with one of his, "Sad fist bump."
It was quiet for a minute before he made a sound of offended surprise. "Why, I don't think I introduced myself." He cleared his throat and smile politely, even draping his blazer over your shoulders to warm you a little. He put his hand out to shake, "My name is Howdy Pillar. It's lovely to meet you." You chuckled and put your hand in his. Both of you blushed, a pink tint on your cheeks. "You can call me (preferred name). It's lovely to meet you, Howdy." You resisted a laugh, asking, "I'm sorry if this is offensive, but Howdy? As in saying hello?" He blushed, embarrassed, and nodded.
"Just like sayin' hello." Howdy smiled in a relaxed yet excited way and stood up, offering a hand to help. "Say, if you don't mind, why don't we go and have a fun night together? A new restaurant, maybe? That way tonight ain't so bad."
You smile in return and happily take his hand. He doesn't let go, simply holding it gently, as he uses one of his other arms to wrap around your shoulder and another to look for any other restaurants in the area on his phone.
Maybe your sister was right in setting you up on all those failed dates after all, "You aren't all that bad to talk to, so I don't think I'd mind that one bit, Mr. Pillar."

I hope everyone enjoyed. He needs some more love and attention. He's just so cute!
Also, how has no one commented on Julie throwing Wally in the last fic? I am very amused about it.