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catws + onion headlines
bucky barnes + text posts
(and a bonus stucky at the end)
in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
Avengers: infinity wars (2018) dir. Russo brothers Abbott Elementary (2021- ) season 2 episode 6
Fourth Wing Characters And Their Red Flags (Iron Flame Spoilers)
Violet: really bad at basic math (6+1=??), constantly interrupts people when they’re about to spill the tea, caused a questionable stain on the Tyrrendor Throne.
Xaden: unresolved mommy issues, really bad at 20 questions, stuck in his emo phase, has Endgame by Taylor Swift on repeat so much it seeps into his vocabulary, inappropriate use of the communal gym showers, self-sacrificial to a fault.
Dain: patchy beard, memory thief, used his nepo baby connections to get the wingleader position even though he sucks at it, has a low key crush on Xaden (the true enemies to lovers all along).
Jesinia: writes Xaden & Violet fanfiction with explicit scenes during work hours.
Andarna: forgets to take her melatonin and makes it everyones problem.
Tairn: major exasperated dad energy, v emotional and impulsive, unresolved trauma around Naolin, superiority complex when it comes to gryphons.
Sgael: Not that good at making choices.
Nolon: HIPAA violations for sure, was the true weakest link all along.
Caroline Ashton: dared to be in the book more than Garrick???? Literally wtf.
Brennan: Faked his own death yet chose the most obvious pseudonym ever, so deep in the closet he’s living in Narnia.
Mira: the abusive sibling (she was justified tbh), really bad at getting very obvious hints.
Daddy Sorrengail: literally doesn’t have a name? Speaks in code to his children for plot reasons only. Weak heart (sure buddy).
Rhiannon: Makes every other character look bad because she’s an actual angel.
2012 avengers tower dump
movie night
spoiled
“bongos? huge bag of weed?”
(the hoodie is rhodey’s <3)
Bringing Chris Evans back to the MCU but having him play JOHNNY STORM from the old Fantastic Four movie is fucking brilliant.
the best fucking joke ever made.
I was actually screaming when he yelled flame on, it just took me so off guard.
and thank god they let that man swear.
Deadpool and Wolverine really saved the MCU in my mind.
Finally some good fucking content.
Someone in the MCU with some fucking bite.