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Hatsune Miku
(only i have no recollection of drawing this, it's decent though so it getting posted lmfao)
Your smile lights up the room. . .
The 'Bribe'
Prompt- "You want me to stay quiet about all this? Then bribe me."
Structure- Stage Directions and Lines
[Ashlynn, the unnamed hero's assistant, is hurrying down the hallway when she notices the hero full on choking a vigilante. The vigilante passes out due to a lack of oxygen, almost dying. They are thrown into an inhumane cage that looks like it's designed for torture. The hero notices Ashlynn. They put their index finger to their lips and shush her.]
Ashlynn: "You want me to stay quiet about all this? Then bribe me."
Hero: "Bribe you? I'd rather kill you but I'd get a bad social reputation so I've decided against it."
[Ashlynn approaches the hero. Her arm is grabbed tightly, making her wince.]
Ashlynn: "Aren't you a hero? Heroes don't kill. Some hero you are."
Hero: "Oh darling, wouldn't you like to know. All you need to know is that I've had to... deal with villains by... oh I give up. Darling, I've killed villains before. I used to be a vigilante after all. I presume you have heard of Black Crystal? That was me. I'd still call myself a vigilante if my sister hadn't dragged me into the headquarters of some big hero and get me a job. Killing was quite fun if I do say so myself."
Ashlynn: "You monster! You killed people! That's-"
Hero: "Hush darling, we don't want anyone hearing you. Besides, how would you prove anything? You know what? How about I kill YOU?"
[Ashlynn is stabbed in the stomach. She idiotically rips it out, immediately regretting it.]
Ashlynn: "You- *cough* you won't get away with this!"
Hero: "Oh yes I will, darling."
[The hero cackles like an insane witch. She immediately stops cackling once she realises the hard work she'll have to do.]
Hero: "Oh great, I need to clean up the evidence..."
[The hero goes offstage.]
Made a regional Nidoking, free to adopt!
First to claim it in the comments gets the design
Ignore the bad colouring, I'm bad at it
Given to @tor-the-tyrannosaur
Since I'm terrible at non-furry bodies, I used a free to use base. This is a Ghost - Fairy eevee that was formerly a mono fairy type obtained from breeding a sylveon with an eevee. The cause of death is unknown, though it should be noted that they are afraid of water. No, you can't eat their fluff, one of our therapy arcanines tried and got pretty bad scars.
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes.
Adopted by @skibiditoiletvscameramen
Original base by Nocter YX on deviant art
Update on the Ghost - Fairy eevee situation, we found its mother! She's an old girl who still loves bouncing around and obstacle courses. She won't live very long as she's already old, but we hope she has a trainer to take care of her during her final days.
Adopted by @confused-therian
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes.
Base by Nyascree on Toyhouse
We found a vaporeon running around area zero. It's got tough scales, sharp fins and eyes adapted to the darkness. It has lost the ability to become invisible in water, instead its skin goes clear. Not a very good companion of anyone squirmish.
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Adopted by @star-rug-64
Base by GeoNN on deviant art
I made a furry oc! It's based off of Nikki from Camp Camp.
Base by Pubratt on deviant art
We don't know where our volunteer found this Riolu, but it was covered in vines and dirt. We have cleaned it up (it put up a good fight) and we don't know much about it except the fact that it's close to evolving.
Adopted by @skibiditoiletvscameramen
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Base by theredbrickgamer on Deviant Art
We found this Zorua with its head stuck in one of our cages. We freed it and treated the wounds it had. We are yet to find out where most of the wounds are from. Anyone who adopts this Zorua has to be willing to look after it long term as they live a long time and this one hasn't matured yet. It is very far from evolving.
Adopted by @skibiditoiletvscameramen
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Base by PixiBui on Deviant Art
We found this glameow shivering under a leaf during a rainstorm. I, the person running this account, went and fetched the glameow. We thought her brown fur was from dirt, but it turns out it's her natural fur colour. She was shivering even after being dried off and warmed up, especially so when another one of our (blonde) volunteers entered the room, so we believe she may have been abused. We are not sure how close they are to evolving.
Adopted by @taeko0
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Base by Pokemon-Lines on Deviant Art
None of us can recall where we found this Delcatty, but he's been here since when he was a Skitty. We have noticed he has been getting lonely, and cagemates won't cut it. We hope a trainer can help solve Delcatty's loneliness. If not, we have plenty of other pokemon that he gets along well with. He has recently evolved- just last week, actually!
Adopted by @taeko0
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Base by Pokemon-Lines on Deviant Art
Someone dropped off this blind Espurr. Apparently, someone was beating the poor thing up in a dingy alley. We have treated its wounds and helped it get used to the smell of its new cage. Don't worry, we use appropriately sized cages for every pokemon in our care. If you choose to adopt this pokemon, prepare to send us something that you use often (like a shirt) for the Espurr to get used to the scent of.
Adopted by @skibiditoiletvscameramen
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Base by Pokemon-Lines on deviant art
A lady dropped off this flareon, saying flareons are made by the devil and she wanted a vaporeon. Yeah... wonder how her flareon evolved. She's banned from adopting/owning pokemon as she lost her license, so she's definitely broken some laws. Anyways, this flareon is very timid but will fight to protect its stuff and pokemon/people it has bonded with. It's scared of the dark and hates hugs. It is very scared of spiders, so we have to keep it away from any spider-like pokemon because it shivers like crazy. We think it probably just evolved because of how angry the lady was.
Adopted by @skibiditoiletvscameramen
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Base by PaddedVeePaws on deviant art
We found this sentret in the nearby forest. It was very fierce because it has laid eggs recently. We have just rescued it's eggs from being smashed, but we lost one in the process. It's become concerningly distant from other pokemon and even our volunteers. We hope having a trainer can cheer it up.
Adopted by @star-rug-64
We at the Paldea Pokemon Rescue hope our pokemon go to loving homes
Base by Pokemon-Lines on deviant art
Meet Caramel! I haven't been posting for a little bit, so here's a cat! She isn't a specific breed. You can:
-Change her name
-Slightly change details
-Use her in anything SFW
Do not:
-Change her design drastically
-Use her in anything NSFW
Making her into a fursona/anthropomorphic animal counts as a slight change to details, hence the concern about NSFW art. She is free and I do accept requests for simple cat commissions! Base by Sylvii on Deviant Art and adopted by @chimeratizz
Meet Firewood! They aren't a specific breed. You can:
-Change their name
-Slightly change details
-Use them in anything SFW
Do not:
-Change details drastically
-Use them in anything NSFW
Making them anthropomorphic counts as slight changes, hence my concern about NSFW.
Base by Sylvii on Deviant Art and adopted by @star-rug-64
I made an adoptable ground type Tepig based off truffle hogs. Surprise! I'm not dead, just too busy to draw. May post more (no promises!)
Idea by GinjaNinjaOwO on youtube, go check out her channel!
Her patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GinjaNinjaOwO
Her youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ActuallyRea
Video that inspired me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABAUSXjrtdg