I Am Crying Tears - Tumblr Posts

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I've come to make an announcement; The Funtionist Council is full of bitch ass motherfuckers. They tortured me for 4 million years. That's right, they took their ornamental rusty spike out and they said their spike was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Funtionist Council, you've all got small spikes, they're the size of this photonic crystal except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my spike looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL VALVE, NO PLUG, NO RUST. Look at that, it looks like two matrixes and my alt mode. They fucked my life so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Cybertron. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER GIANT FISTS! Except I'm not gonna punch Cybertron. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PUNCHING THE LUNA 1! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OPTIMUS? I PUNCHED LUNA 1 YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE MOON DEBRIS HIT THE FUCKING PLANET. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PUNCH YOU TOO.