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mr bonzo 🥰

mr bonzo 😔

bro ok so I remember seeing a silly time lord ezra bridger au and i just watched another great episode of doctor who (the blink episode) and i’m just thinking

what would the ghost crew react if ezra went “oh yeah so here’s the thing i’m not really human i’m a time lord and my species is extinct and i’m practically immortal cause i can regenerate btw”

like i would’ve been like “ezra wtf” if i heard that but BRO I LIKE THE AU SO MUCH

the post was this

it took so long to find that omg

BUT I FIND THE IDEA COOL AND ALL YK??

troy baker is honestly a giant inspiration for me. both in acting and in gender and that's very sexy of him

Yesss i love it when the bad guys aus are actually just claszics alternative timelines its so cool

Nowhere to go but down

i have a story idea where the prompt is like the person who swore they would protect you is the one you shouldnt have trusted and the storyline is just someone kidnapping a person while they sleep under the idea of the kidnapper protecting them since theyre close

i have a story idea where the prompt is like the person who swore they would protect you is the one you shouldnt have trusted and the storyline is just someone kidnapping a person while they sleep under the idea of the kidnapper protecting them since theyre close

hurray!

we only got half way through this the first time, so we're officially on the new stuff!!

Cas isn't truly dead, right? he comes back at some point

Jack is so goofy

is Chuck the one to bring them back? and does he even bring them all back? cause I don't think Crowley comes back :(

wait, they burn Cas' body??

Asmodeus??

Jack's copying Dean 🤭

Sam is so good with him :(

gonna say it now, Dean is being an ass

are they just gonna kill everyone the boys know?

wait, is this the Empty?

hi, Sam, I love you

there's things in the Empty????

Cas!!!! you're back!!

Billie's not actually dead?? she's Death now?

the fact that Dean's all happy go lucky now that Cas is back?? 🏳️‍🌈

"he's an angry sleeper. like a bear."

Kevin!!

is Rowena still alive??

of course Ketch is back smdh

and Asmodeus has Cas now

Kaia is so pretty

Dean, threatening her is not gonna go well

oh, no, they're in the Twilight world

not Kaia :(((

omg it's that one guy from tlou

THEY DIDNT KILL ROWENA!!! HI ROWENA <3333333

oh, and she's all powerful? 😏

HI DANNEEL YOU ARE SO PRETTY

GABRIEL??? oh, what have they done to you?

is this even the right spell? *

* yeah, I did not think so

ep15 is so fun

the immediate "what" after Daphne said Dean had the ghost by his thigh? I know what you are

and Sam's been taken again

yk I think the only thing Ketch has going for him is that he's the one that freed Gabriel

and of course they're separating again smdh this never ends well

CHARLIE??!!

Sam, don't be mean to him :(

please tell me Sam isn't the one to kill Rowena.

NAOMI???

how do they fix the angel problem?

Gabe is so flirting with Sam oml

WE GOT TO SEE JACKS WINGS????? AND HE WAS PROTECTING MARY??? oh, he is so fucking cool

"and if we die, we'll do that together, too." AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS????

and they're all back now? **

** nope, it's a weird ass dream

why does this have the vibes of the walking dead?

I'M SORRY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED

oops thought this was e22

is that our Cas or their Cas? oh, it's theirs

Gabriel, no

wait, I remember the big group at the bunker??? but like nothing else?

somebody give Jack a hug

wait, yeah, how does everybody get back??

Dean deserved that day at the beach with Sam and Cas.

how the hell are they already back??

is Jack gonna kill him?

what the fuck, how is that even allowed

don't you do it, Dean

just use it on Lucifer?

Jack, no

oh, they're fighting in the air now 🤭

please tell me this is the last of Lucifer

oh he looks so dapper now

what a season, holy shit. I have so many thoughts, but I can't articulate any of them. I have fears for the next season cause how exactly are you gonna get Michael out of Dean? we don't have Crowley anymore, so what's the other option? and what about Jack? is he gonna be okay without some grace? is it gonna regenerate like it does for the other angels, or is it a fixed supply? I also fear a lot of people will be dying for ✨️plot✨️ reasons. needless to say, this season was a time and I fear the last 2 (????????) aren't gonna be any better

s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7, s8, s9, s10, s11, s12, s13, s14, s15

⊱ a midsummer night's dream ; madarame shion x fem!reader

warnings: explicit, 18+, dark content, somnophilia, public sex, exhibitionism, fingering, alcohol consumption, oral (f!receiving), creampie, petnames (princess, baby)

summary: finding you asleep and in his arms after a long day of drinking on the beach, shion just cant wait to take advantage wc: 1.4k

a/n: my entry for @meowdarame's summer of love collab

18 + // MINORS DNI // DARK CONTENT

“Princess… you awake?” It was late, the sky was dark, but the beach you had fallen asleep on was bathed in the pale light from the full moon. The calming sound of the waves crashing into the shore along with the amount of margaritas you had been drinking in the heat all day had you in a deep sleep. Shion, on the other hand, was still wide awake. The beach had emptied out hours ago and your drunken giggles had died down shortly after. As soon as your head had hit Shion’s chest you were out, the sound of his heartbeat filled the gaps in the crashing of waves, sending you deep into the comfort of sleep.

“You really asleep?” Shion’s voice was low, quiet, but he pushed into your arm gently, seeing if he could make you stir. Fortunately for him, you really were in as deep a sleep as he had hoped you were. He smiled as he caressed your cheek - he loved watching you sleep, he loved seeing the way your chest would rise and fall. He loved it when you mumbled, he liked to imagine what you were dreaming of and loved pretending it was him. Especially when those mumbles were more like whines than words. When those mumbles you made were closer to the cute noises you made when he was stretching you with his thick cock than the cute mumbles of his sleeping girlfriend.

With a delicacy that was seemingly uncharacteristic of Shion, he slowly moved you off of his chest and laid you down on the blanket next to him. He tilted his head and brushed his unruly blond hair out of his face. “Sure you’re not fakin’ it?” He waited a little longer for your response than he had wanted to, his eyes lingered too long on the way your pretty mouth parted. He slid a finger ever so gently in between your lips. He didn’t try to hide the stupid smile that crossed his face when he dipped his finger a little further into your mouth without even the slightest reaction from you.

“No, baby, guess you aren’t fakin' at all.”

Shion took another glance around the beach, making sure you two were as alone as he needed you to be. A few people off in the distance, their laughs reached you, but were almost completely muffled by the sounds of the sea. The lights in the houses that dotted the street had long since gone out. 

“You look so pretty today, baby. Ya know that?” He dragged his hand down from your lips, to your chest, the pink bikini he had helped you pick out before your trip was barely covering you, and, as he had planned, was easily pushed to the side. He twirled his finger, still wet from your lips, around your exposed nipple. The little noise that left your mouth went straight to his cock. He wanted to play with you as long as he could, but the longer Shion kept his eyes on you, the longer he twirled your nipple in his fingers, the more he found it harder and harder to just play.

“Guess you really did have too much to drink, baby.” He took another quick look around, only to be met with the same group that was just a little too far away to visibly make out; soon, his calloused hands spread your legs. He slowly slid your shorts off, and he pressed his hand against the heat of your pussy, pressing the fabric of your bikini bottom into you. Another gasp left your lips and Shion groaned in response. “Fuck baby, you sure you ain’t awake?” He ran his finger up and down, circling you your clit, applying a little more pressure with every movement. “Think I can get a lil taste?” He spoke louder than before, laughing at himself. “Think I can taste this pretty little pussy of yours baby? Bet she tastes real good.” He pushed your bathing suit over to the side, revealing your soaked cunt, strings of arousal clinging to the fabric. “Bet you taste as pretty as you look.” He spread your lips softly, admiring the way your cunt shimmered in the moonlight, the way your puffy clit looked, just begging to be sucked on, he was sure of it. He swiped his thumb through his own lips, coating it in saliva, and rubbed at the swollen bundle of nerves. Your body twitched, but your breathing remains steady, as steady as it had the whole time. He took a hesitant lick, just barely touching you. After receiving no response, he went in for another, this time longer, tasting your sweet cunt a little more. He pulled away and licked his lips, looking up at your peaceful body. “Ok ok, if you insist, princess.” He wrapped his lips around your clit and swirled his tongue in patterns, gently sucking. He was quickly palming his cock through his bathing suit, he was throbbing, dying to shove himself into you, but he just needed to taste you a little more. He kept saying it over and over in his head, just a little more– he wanted to feel your clit twitching under his tongue as he made you cum in your sleep. Much to his surprise he quickly brought your sleeping body to climax, your pussy clenching around the finger he had slid into you, your clit twitching in his mouth. He groaned at the sensation, thankful he had stopped stroking his cock. “Fuck baby, almost made me make a mess in my swim trunks.” He made quick work of the tiny strings that held your bottoms together. Then moved up your body slowly, hovering just above you, admiring the rise and fall of your chest, the way your breaths had slowly fallen back to normal.

“Almost wish you were awake.” He pressed hips lips to your neck softly, every second he risked waking you. Any movement might be the one to disturb you and it was the last thing he wanted. “But you just look too pretty when you sleep, princess. Just too pretty.”

His cock was quickly out of his shorts and pressed against your entrance. He knew how slowly he had to go to even have a shot at not waking you. His fat cock, pushing centimeter by centimeter, into your still dripping pussy, still twitching with the aftershocks of your orgasm. 

Shion couldn’t believe how well he held himself together, taking it as slow as he could, no matter how badly his cock throbbed, how much his own body twitched, he just couldn’t wake you. He stifled his groan when his hips finally met yours, seemingly hours after he had first started to sink into your tight cunt. 

“Should let you get this drunk more often, baby, takin’ me so good.” Perhaps he said it too loudly, but the only reaction from you was a shift of your body and a tilt of your head. “Gonna start moving now, baby. Think you can take it, I know how hard it is when you’re awake.” He started moving slowly, pulling out almost completely before sliding back in. “S’fuckin tight baby, fuck.” His head dropped down as he picked up speed, his hair falling in his eyes, sticking to his damp skin. “S’good princess. Being s’good for me.” A few more deep thrusts and he was biting his lip hard, holding back his groans as his body started trembling, filling your sleeping body to the brim. 

He hovered above you a little longer, letting his breathing even out, watching the way your eyes moved slightly under your lids. “Wonder what you’re dreaming about, baby. Can’t be nearly as good as this.” 

He quickly had you back to your original state, bikini tied back on and in the right place, shorts back where they had started. 

Shion had finally fallen back down next to you as you started to somehow finally wake. “Shion?” Your eyes fluttered open. “Shion, it’s chilly.” 

“Shh baby, let’s get you home. Nice and warm in bed.” He ran a finger down your cheek. “I’ll carry you to the car and everything.” You nodded, still half lost in sleep, as Shion lifted you.

“Thank you, baby.” You pressed a kiss to his bare chest as you snuggled your head against him and let yourself fall back to sleep. All Shion could do was smile and wave to the group of people that had somehow drifted down the beach just a little too close to the two of you.

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

INCREDIBLY LATE but this right here is the SLUTTIEST thing that link neal has ever done 😳

jefferson the murderer

i did another one of those tw*tter promps 🤩

we got foxy izzy and hunter all in a car together.