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I was thinking that if you split Past and Future you get Now, so then I thought what could cause that split? And then I realised that it’d probably be some quirk of quantum mechanics… And then because we only ever experience Now, that means that life is a quantum effect. There you go I solved it everyone.

This theory makes a lot of sense. Although I should probably expand on the bit about splitting the Past and Future concept. I feel like there might be some holes there need filling up like jelly in a swimming pool.

So. In order to split something first you need something to split – like this potato – and you need something to split it with – like this knife. And then SCHLOOCK look look! Grubs! All wigglylike lookit all the it ewwwww

~outtakes~

-Like, if I karate chop a banana in half it doesn’t turn into two distinct objective principles (not for me) (wait) ok maybe it does.

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-*A sub-atomic particle randomly splits into multiple dimensions and spawns a new version of belief. A neighbouring sub-atomic particle decides not to report this to management.*

-(Earlier, at the shops) Ooh potatoes on sale