I Cant Think Of Any More Bcuz Am Lazy - Tumblr Posts

Dammit, I demand ask for more slasher parental headcannons bc 1. I am a mentally ill aroace spec child that wants leather face to be my adoptive father, 2. I tired of scrolling thru 'slasher x reader' tags to see a fuck ton of smut T_T. (I understand that the majority of the slasher fandom are adults that have every right to write a fuck ton of smut but I will bitch about it anyway)

Or just fluffy platonic stuff, that too. Yea make that, please... Authors, make it, please? *insert awkward coughing here*

Have a wilt gif (gif is not mine btw)