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Just checked, Mugumin is fuckin 14ish. Damn

You seem like a 14 year old

Huh? Wdym? Is this hate mail or smth?

I'm genuinely not-

Self projecting much, are ya?

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

Dumbest Evo list today

Day 43: Hog evos

Every card related to hogs

Evo 1: Royal hogs

So a damage buff for this one because the gimmick is mostly based on the hogs' headpiece. The headpiece now hits whatever the hogs are attacking for much more damage AND sends a shockwave from the attack. This shockwave isn't a stunshock, but it will do enough damage to ohko (That's One Hit KO, for anyone unaware) skeletons. The shockwave also slows troops down for half a second, which makes dealing with these things much more annoying.

Evo 2: HOOOOOOOG RIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

So I think the hog Rider should actually have the same idea as the Evo hogs with a shockwave per attack, which would really help it get that extra second attack that is always so crucial (no damage buff tho). But I have a funnier idea that I'm going to write additionally to this soooo...

Evo 2.5: Hog Rider silly :3

Hog Rider now uses Thor's fucking hammer. Everytime it attacks, it spawns a lightning spell that affectively IS a lightning, smiting down the three highest health troops on the field near it. Unlike the real lightning spell though, this lightning can't hit towers, just to make sure this doesn't get TOO out of hand.

Evo 3: Mother Witch

Mother Witch Evo is just more curse. It gets a damage buff (it can now ohko dagger goblins) and it can also splash. The gimmick is the curse itself; it now stays on the opposing troops until that die, meaning as long as the Evo Mother Witch hits something, even if it dies, you get a guaranteed hog (unless u lose before it dies then no, it won't give you a hog). These hogs also now explode when they die, making any opposing troops get the Evo curse again if they are close enough. This makes it easier to get a hog army, which is the most fun thing to do with mother Witch, let's all be honest.

And finally

Evo 4: UR MOM-