I Distinctively Remember Something About Batman Never Doing Oral - Tumblr Posts

Slightly sinday related; can you still kiss? You know, with the mask and all? What about going down? Or are you a guy that doesn't do that anyway

“I’ve tried. Believe me I have, but kissing just ain’t the same as it used to be before the mask became permanent. Take a closer look and you’ll see why,” Roman says, bringing his fingers up to where his lips used to be. They were still there somewhat but just barely, now overshadowed by rows of exposed teeth that gleamed wickedly against the burnt matter which now consisted of his flesh. "It takes effort but I can still manage. Wouldn’t be able to speak properly otherwise so now you know the truth. Going down on somebody? Don’t think a mask can keep this tongue from working miracles...” he continues with a chuckle, eyes hooded over with dark lust. Roman could have scoffed. Any guy who wouldn’t go down on his partner was nothing but a failure in his eyes, either stupid or incompetent. ”My kissing game isn’t as good as it was but there’s nothing wrong with my mouth. Going down on my partner is as fun as it gets, especially when it comes to the ladies. It’s not hard to find the most sensitive part of their body and if a man still can’t or won’t do it, throw the chump back! Life’s too short for shitty sex, girls.”